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On Earth as in heaven.
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Give us today our daily bread
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and forgive our offenses
as we forgive those who offend us.
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Do not lead us into temptation, deliver us from evil,
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because yours is the Kingdom and the power...
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Mother.
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How much more do we have left?
have dad at the table?
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- And the glory...
- He's pushing it, Clare.
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Sidney has been dead for a week now.
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Forever, amen.
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Amen.
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Now leave Clare alone.
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It's so hard to let go, to say goodbye.
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Rosa, you have destroyed my priceless Steuben.
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- Please, Mrs. Lipkin.
- That source was irreplaceable.
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What's up, Clare?
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- Please, that wasn't my intention.
- No, I'm sure you didn't.
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And I... I don't really mean this.
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They always make a sound.
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Wait!
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Just a moment.
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Dad gave me that Steuben.
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I want her to hurt like I hurt inside.
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Juan, they have killed Rosa.
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They've killed Rosa, hurry up!
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- Mo bought it at Abercrombie and Fitch.
- It's divine.
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Is it a lot of mess?
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Oh, it's wonderful, blood everywhere.
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Well, let me take a look at it.
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- Cunning, right?
- Oh Mo, you've always had a talent for abusing.
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Rosita?
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What did they do to you?
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My face is on fire, like a terrible jewel.
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Tell me, it's not a human heart
like Steuben, irreplaceable.
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Don't talk.
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Tonight, revenge is best served hot.
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Hurry, it's coming.
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Well, if it's not Cantinflas with Stilton soup.
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Look at his basket, hard as a stale loaf of bread.
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It's time for your facial scrub, Mrs. Lipkin.
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I'll take ten years off.
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Surprise!
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♪ Happy birthday. ♪
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♪ Happy birthday. ♪
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♪ Happy birthday, dear Juan. ♪
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♪ Happy birthday. ♪
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- Rosa, are you okay?
- Yes.
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It was all part of the surprise.
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Mrs. Lipkin, you've been working on it for weeks.
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You didn't really think I would kill a maid, did you?
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Although, I must say, it felt wonderful!
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You should have seen your face.
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Oh, for the love of God, bring the cake.
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Yeah!
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Did you do all this for me?
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Yeah.
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And because Sidney...
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It's gone now,
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I'm going to give you the best gift of all.
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I should write for Dynasty.
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Kick ass.
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Lipkin Residence.
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Hello, Frank.
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No, I was just sleeping.
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That?
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The balcony?
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What... okay, okay, I'm leaving.
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Whoa, check it out.
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Is that so? I thought he looked familiar.
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I mean, the back of the head anyway.
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I guess they haven't eaten it in days.
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Shit, they're back.
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I'll check on you later, man.
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Oh, it's for me, I know.
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- Rosa, can you get us a coffee?
- Yes, ma'am.
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Well, it's finally over.
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The Sidney Lipkin Companies have completed
its long-awaited merger with Mother Earth, Inc.
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They will give the sagging industry the worm
an instant boost in the arm.
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What a horrible, fabulous thing to say.
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I'm so glad you're here, Mo.
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I can feel a binge coming on, ready?
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Binge, now wait a minute, Mrs. Lipkin,
If TV's Hillary is coming back,
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will not appear on the cover ofThe Enquirer.
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Hillary doesn't look like a puffer fish with a dewlap.
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Hillary is slender, Hillary is suburban.
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Thirty-five years old and still bulimic.
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Thirty-five?
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Binge and purge, binge and purge.
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Well Sidney's been purged
and I'm ready to binge.
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What are you doing, are you trying to ruin me
reputation as the top computer specialist in Beverly Hills?
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Honestly. Bojangles?
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Where is my favorite chien sauvage?
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- Bojangles, here boy, Bojangles.
- Mom, how long is that thing going to last tomorrow?
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I told Mimi I would go to the beach with her.
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Honey, that thing is your father's wake.
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And you will be there and you will like it.
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I'm sorry, mother.
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Mimi, that thing is my father's wake.
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I thought Sidney looked great.
with that little Turnbull and Asser shirt.
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Did you choose that or was it one of the maids?
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Well they tried like hell
to remove the stain but I couldn't do it completely.
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Did you see the lipstick on her neck?
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At least they got it from their flight.
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- Yes, Mrs. Lipkin?
- Oh, Juan, I've been looking for you.
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Can you make sure the rooms are ready?
for our next door neighbor and company?
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His brother Peter and his new wife
will stay with us
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while she puts the termites to sleep.
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- More slack!
- No, no, turn on your side.
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It's a house of monsters, right?
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Yeah, hey, let's put that aside.
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Peter?
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Exterminate again, Beth?
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Don't call me Beth.
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You always call me Beth when you think I'm pitiful.
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To-Bel, this is my sister Lisabeth.
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- Lisabeth.
- How do you do it?
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- I heard a lot about you.
- Oh.
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I'm desperate to meet your wife.
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With all these tents, she'll think
Your sister is straight from Ringling Brothers.
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- To-Bel and I were in Las Vegas.
-Vegas?
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- You're not going to Las Vegas.
- Well, we did it and we got married.
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Then we had dinner with Shirley MacLaine.
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- I see, you two?
- Yeah.
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What was your name?
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Uh, To-Bel.
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She is so slender.
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Peter, who do you look like?
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Well, I have Diahann Carroll,
Leslie Uggams and Cicely Tyson.
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-Frank?
- Oh, it's beautiful.
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Oh, we won't stay here, Clare will take us in.
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You don't know Clare yet, do you, darling?
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Her husband just dropped dead.
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Frank, could you just take
my brother's things to Clare's?
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- Yes, ma'am.
- Thank you.
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- Lis, are you still seeing your psychiatrist?
- No.
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I've had it with the doctors.
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I just finished getting divorced
a fucking gynecologist, Peter.
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Why do you think I'm exterminating?
For the love of Christ?
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♪ A lipstick traces a plane ticket
to romantic places. ♪
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Hey man, what are you doing? Let it go!
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I don't have bread, man, I just work here.
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June-Bug, call Mr. T.
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You look good, June-Bug.
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Nice coat.
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$3,700 reduced.
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What do you have here, huh?
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Oh, uh, I've got some sprouts, some pâté.
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Are you hungry?
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- Not like that shit.
- Well, I have chicken at home.
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Let me come in and make you a sandwich.
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Do you like Dijon mustard?
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What I was really looking for was a rabbit.
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You don't have the no rabbit, do you, Juan?
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I'm getting it, June-Bug,
Just give me until next week.
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Rabbits are not too bright.
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The brains of rabbits and Mexicans are not too big.
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Monday, darling, then you have it for me.
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My word is gold, I've been trying to tell you.
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Just ask, man.
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I'm sorry if I came off rude.
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Hey, it's a business, I don't blame you.
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- Don't you?
- Hell no... what the fuck?
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- My eye!
- Monday morning, Boy,
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you have the money or you end up on Avila Street
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selling tortillas in a tin cup.
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Home, James.
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We met five days ago in Hawaii.
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In Come-On-I-Wanna-Lay-Ya.
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We then flew directly to Las Vegas on a private jet.
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The kind that almost killed the Pope.
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Uncle Peter!
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Well, hello, champion.
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Careful, careful, Peter.
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- I want you to meet your new aunt.
- I'm To-Bel.
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- You are what?
- Boy, I've heard stories about you.
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Peter tells me that you and your mom
We are going to take a trip to Africa next year.
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Do you know people there?
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I wouldn't go to Africa, Beth.
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We are not going to that Africa
Let's go to good Africa.
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Isn't it interesting?
but I don't feel like going to Africa.
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None at all.
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Israel, yes.
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Now who's your friend, where are we staying?
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Clare, she's an actress, but I know you want
Freshen up before going there.
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Honey, where are you going?
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- I'm going next door to practice piano.
- Okay.
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- How long will we stay there?
-Only the weekend.
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- Until the exterminators finish.
- Bye bye.
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How is he really?
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He's... he's fine, he's in remission.
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The bags are next to it.
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Hm, let's say, what do you have there, a computer?
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It's a word processor, I write with it.
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I've never seen one so small.
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Hmm.
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That was inside my suitcase.
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Open the bags to leave your things.
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At the bottom of my suitcase.
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- Peter, don't be paranoid.
- Well, you can't trust them.
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God knows who they really are!
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And what do we do, we let them in!
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With his dirty skin and his thieving hands
and their crooked smiles, they are killers!
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They kill our world with their contempt!
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We have everything to lose
They swim and are always at home.
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- At home with their black hearts!
-Peter!
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What the hell happened to you?
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- Do you like it?
- It's from his new work.
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- Hello, Clare.
- Sydney?
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- As?
- I'm afraid the coroner's report
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will show death by autoerotic strangulation.
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- Am I awake?
- Have you ever been?
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When I took you off that shitty TV sitcom,
you cared
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You burned for me, it wasn't my money.
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That's not fair, I loved you
It was you who abandoned me.
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you might as well have
He said his wedding vows to a mirror.
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While you were saying yours to a Las Vegas choir?
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Then Zandra was born,
That's when I really became invisible.
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That's when you stopped touching me
when I had my baby.
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Why, Sidney?
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I wanted to commit suicide.
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Zandra, how I loved that child.
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Hm, I'd buy Saks Fifth Avenue if I could.
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I made a little discovery about the dead.
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They feel, need, desire.
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Stay away, stay away.
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You know, the funny thing is, you were right.
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When I was alive, I wanted to hit anyone but you.
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Now you're the only one I want.
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- Oh my God!
- Death has no meaning without you, Clare.
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You'll love it in hell, I've already chosen it
a house for us like this.
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Juan, would you tell Mrs. Lipkin
that your guests have arrived?
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Yes of course.
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You're going to love Clare
she used to be Hillary.
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- He's planning a comeback.
- Hello.
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Clare, this is my brother, Peter,
and his wife, Toby.
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To-Bel, it's To-Bel.
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Pleased to meet you.
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Well, brother. Lisabeth has told me everything about you.
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- Oh.
- I love what you've done with your house.
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Oh well, my late husband liked the idea of
an English mansion trapped inside an Italian villa
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and I trapped along with him.
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We are very sorry to hear of your loss.
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Well, my husband regretted it more,
as Groucho would say.
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I... recognize you from television.
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Well I'm afraid I got unionized this year
on all those horrible satellite channels.
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I heard that in Salvador you have your option of torture.
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00:19:06,440 --> 00:19:08,940
Genital forceps or Hillary.
250
00:19:08,940 --> 00:19:10,690
Oh!
251
00:19:10,690 --> 00:19:12,480
Oh, she's funny!
252
00:19:14,440 --> 00:19:17,110
- So when did you get engaged?
- Fast.
253
00:19:17,110 --> 00:19:19,740
We will meet for a week on Sunday.
254
00:19:19,740 --> 00:19:21,620
They didn't rush into anything.
255
00:19:21,620 --> 00:19:26,120
So many couples don't accept the extra
two or three days to really learn from each other.
256
00:19:26,250 --> 00:19:29,750
We were both on the rebound.
257
00:19:29,750 --> 00:19:32,460
- I just had the strangest dream.
- That's very kind of you.
258
00:19:32,460 --> 00:19:34,590
having had so many problems.
259
00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:35,760
Oh, it's nothing.
260
00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:40,260
I have an idea, let's go to dinner at 72 Market Street
And why don't you join us, ladies?
261
00:19:40,890 --> 00:19:43,760
I don't think I'll do it tonight
but thank you very much for asking.
262
00:19:43,770 --> 00:19:46,810
- Lis, would you keep an old widow company?
- Oh, of course I will.
263
00:19:46,810 --> 00:19:48,690
- You don't mind, do you, Peter?
- Not a little.
264
00:19:48,690 --> 00:19:51,560
Honey, can we go to Rodeo Drive in the afternoon?
265
00:19:51,560 --> 00:19:56,060
- Mo, this is my brother, Peter, and his wife Toby.
- It's To-Bel.
266
00:19:57,780 --> 00:20:00,910
- Oh, To-Bel, how are you?
- Hello.
267
00:20:00,910 --> 00:20:03,160
Pleased to meet you.
268
00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:05,160
Mr. Hepburn, this is an honor.
269
00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:07,580
I am a great admirer of your works.
270
00:20:08,920 --> 00:20:10,710
For.
271
00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:14,130
I understand that you have a new work
I wonder if there is any chance that...
272
00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:17,840
No, no, not a sentence, not even my producer has seen it.
273
00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:20,180
Baby, come here.
274
00:20:20,180 --> 00:20:21,640
Bojangles, stop that!
275
00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:23,180
And what are you doing, Mr. Van De Kamp?
276
00:20:23,220 --> 00:20:24,930
He's a doctor, actually.
277
00:20:24,930 --> 00:20:27,390
- I am a slimologist...
- Oh!
278
00:20:31,900 --> 00:20:35,400
Well, it looks like Bojangles has made a new friend.
279
00:20:47,540 --> 00:20:49,120
Where did you get that damn robe?
280
00:20:49,120 --> 00:20:51,120
From your room.
281
00:20:51,120 --> 00:20:53,080
And where did you get a Sulka?
282
00:20:53,080 --> 00:20:56,090
- It belonged to the deceased.
- Don't mess around.
283
00:20:56,090 --> 00:20:57,550
Lipkin's.
284
00:20:57,550 --> 00:21:00,220
All $3,000.
285
00:21:00,260 --> 00:21:04,760
The way I see it, you spent three grand on a bathrobe.
you deserve to die.
286
00:21:07,890 --> 00:21:10,230
And what happened to your face?
287
00:21:10,230 --> 00:21:11,770
Cut myself shaving.
288
00:21:14,560 --> 00:21:17,610
- Frank, I'm in trouble.
- I'm listening.
289
00:21:18,990 --> 00:21:22,700
If I don't have five grand by next week
290
00:21:22,700 --> 00:21:27,200
the Montebello gangster
I'm going to nail my brown ass to the grille of your Seville.
291
00:21:28,160 --> 00:21:30,960
Five grand, huh?
292
00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:33,420
The ponies kicked my ass, man.
293
00:21:33,420 --> 00:21:35,580
The son of a bitch came to the house today.
294
00:21:35,590 --> 00:21:38,130
And I shaved you.
295
00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:40,760
Correct.
296
00:21:40,760 --> 00:21:43,590
I didn't know you had a gambling problem, Juan.
297
00:21:43,590 --> 00:21:47,220
Hey, what do you think? I will be
Driver of the month for the rest of my life?
298
00:21:47,220 --> 00:21:49,060
I have ambition, man.
299
00:21:49,060 --> 00:21:50,850
I just need some stake.
300
00:21:50,850 --> 00:21:52,640
Get me some land.
301
00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:54,850
Something that's mine, you know?
302
00:21:58,650 --> 00:22:00,280
Have you ever tried pushing?
303
00:22:00,280 --> 00:22:03,740
Frank, give me a break, man.
304
00:22:03,740 --> 00:22:05,870
I'm serious.
305
00:22:05,870 --> 00:22:10,370
There are rich, lonely people out there.
306
00:22:10,410 --> 00:22:13,370
Many horny society ladies
307
00:22:13,370 --> 00:22:14,920
businessmen looking for company.
308
00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:16,750
Entrepreneurs?
309
00:22:16,750 --> 00:22:19,800
What do I look like, a midnight cowboy?
310
00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:21,920
Hey, I have connections.
311
00:22:21,920 --> 00:22:25,260
- I can configure it for you.
- Hey, man, be constructive.
312
00:22:25,260 --> 00:22:28,720
This June-Bug guy ain't fucking around.
313
00:22:28,720 --> 00:22:31,310
Yuck.
314
00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:34,100
Good job if you could get it.
315
00:22:34,100 --> 00:22:37,650
Hell, I used to rush.
316
00:22:37,650 --> 00:22:39,070
Oh yes?
317
00:22:39,070 --> 00:22:40,520
On Rodeo Drive?
318
00:22:40,530 --> 00:22:44,860
Hey, being a servant is not my life.
319
00:22:44,860 --> 00:22:46,570
I'm a painter, man.
320
00:22:46,570 --> 00:22:49,580
I wrote a novel, I worked in the circus.
321
00:22:49,580 --> 00:22:52,450
Shit, I know how to fly a damn helicopter.
322
00:22:52,450 --> 00:22:56,000
You know, I've had more virgins
of what you have eaten crabs.
323
00:22:58,540 --> 00:23:01,050
Whatever you say, Frank.
324
00:23:01,050 --> 00:23:05,010
But I could never do it with a guy.
325
00:23:05,010 --> 00:23:08,680
Yes, well, psychologists say
that you can break old patterns
326
00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:13,180
doing something new for 21 days straight.
327
00:23:14,100 --> 00:23:16,640
You know, my husband was intimidated by my brain.
328
00:23:16,640 --> 00:23:20,860
Oh, they screwed us over for years
and we become addicted to humiliation.
329
00:23:20,860 --> 00:23:24,360
But if he asked you to marry him again,
You would do it, wouldn't you?
330
00:23:24,360 --> 00:23:28,530
No way, I'm over Dr. Howard Saravian.
331
00:23:28,530 --> 00:23:31,740
we are condemned
unless we break the cycle of need.
332
00:23:31,740 --> 00:23:35,000
I read in a magazine
that you can break an old pattern
333
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:38,580
doing something new for 21 days straight.
334
00:23:38,580 --> 00:23:41,380
50, man, I finally had it, I was screaming.
335
00:23:41,380 --> 00:23:44,000
- Don't mess around.
- I thought I was a virgin.
336
00:23:44,010 --> 00:23:46,300
- I was only 13 years old, what did I know?
- Was it messy?
337
00:23:46,300 --> 00:23:49,550
Blood everywhere,
Hey, are you sure she doesn't mind you driving her car?
338
00:23:49,550 --> 00:23:52,260
It's my job, I drive your damn car.
339
00:23:52,260 --> 00:23:53,890
It's great.
340
00:23:56,100 --> 00:23:57,770
That was my first time.
341
00:23:59,560 --> 00:24:03,070
The babysitters picked a lot of cherries
in that neighborhood.
342
00:24:03,070 --> 00:24:06,650
- How are you?
- He was just a child.
343
00:24:06,650 --> 00:24:09,240
I was on a bus to Texas.
344
00:24:09,240 --> 00:24:11,700
The bus is half empty, cold.
345
00:24:11,700 --> 00:24:16,200
This couple gets rowdy, married,
White trash but smart, you know?
346
00:24:17,160 --> 00:24:20,620
He falls asleep, she puts her hand on me.
347
00:24:20,630 --> 00:24:22,040
He catches it.
348
00:24:22,040 --> 00:24:23,670
Don't fuck around.
349
00:24:23,670 --> 00:24:26,920
He starts humming as if he were darning a sock.
350
00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:29,930
- And the husband is sleeping?
- So I thought.
351
00:24:29,930 --> 00:24:34,430
But he... is watching him from the corner
of his eye like a crazy Catskill comedian,
352
00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:37,560
and barn, he's down there looking to drown.
353
00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:41,650
Wait a minute, is the guy giving you head?
354
00:24:41,650 --> 00:24:44,360
What's a poor boy to do?
355
00:24:44,360 --> 00:24:48,860
Gertrude Stein was right,
"A mouth is a mouth is a mouth."
356
00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:50,860
And?
357
00:24:50,860 --> 00:24:53,030
Do they teach you all kinds of strange sexual tricks?
358
00:24:53,030 --> 00:24:54,780
Hmm.
359
00:24:54,780 --> 00:24:59,280
He taught me how to eat the fox,
how to get off looking at certain ferns and plants,
360
00:25:00,460 --> 00:25:03,540
how to prolong orgasm by self-strangulation.
361
00:25:03,540 --> 00:25:04,790
Oh yes?
362
00:25:04,790 --> 00:25:07,000
Hey, that's how Lipkin died, huh?
363
00:25:07,010 --> 00:25:10,170
You know, I never should have told him.
364
00:25:12,390 --> 00:25:15,300
Would you believe I was a virgin?
When do I get married?
365
00:25:15,300 --> 00:25:18,470
Well, me too, according to my publicist.
366
00:25:18,470 --> 00:25:22,390
What was Howard like in bed?
367
00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:25,900
He was a diamond cutter.
368
00:25:25,900 --> 00:25:30,400
It's been nine months since we broke up
and I feel like a virgin again.
369
00:25:30,700 --> 00:25:33,610
- I haven't let anyone touch me.
- Are you kidding.
370
00:25:33,610 --> 00:25:37,950
All the men I'm attracted to turn out
be gay or want to take charge.
371
00:25:37,950 --> 00:25:41,790
I don't think he's setting his sights low enough.
372
00:25:41,790 --> 00:25:44,630
You won't sell me to the servants again, will you?
373
00:25:44,630 --> 00:25:45,830
Well, why the hell not?
374
00:25:45,840 --> 00:25:49,510
I mean, they may not know shit about proms,
375
00:25:49,510 --> 00:25:51,880
Jack Russell Terriers and Cum Facials
376
00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:53,680
but they know about us.
377
00:25:53,680 --> 00:25:56,470
Hey, have you seen that waitress?
in the Cheesecake House?
378
00:25:58,140 --> 00:26:00,470
Smalltime, com pad re.
379
00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:03,230
You should set your sights higher.
380
00:26:03,230 --> 00:26:05,150
You're right.
381
00:26:05,150 --> 00:26:07,440
Have you ever seen the hostess?
382
00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:10,990
Have you ever slept with someone you work for?
383
00:26:10,990 --> 00:26:13,780
Rich whores who get it with help?
384
00:26:13,780 --> 00:26:17,280
In movies maybe or cartoons in Playboy.
385
00:26:17,280 --> 00:26:20,950
- You don't think they want it?
- Of us?
386
00:26:20,950 --> 00:26:23,910
When did they get all that delicious cock?
Give me a break.
387
00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:28,130
We are soft, they are hard
They work, they eat, they fuck.
388
00:26:28,130 --> 00:26:29,960
And their women respect that.
389
00:26:30,250 --> 00:26:32,460
Keep the scores in rigid attention,
390
00:26:32,470 --> 00:26:34,130
get off the line and pop.
391
00:26:34,130 --> 00:26:37,970
- Good kick.
- Yes, they abuse their women, right?
392
00:26:37,970 --> 00:26:42,470
Honey, I think about that abuse more and more
It's a strictly Californian concept.
393
00:26:43,890 --> 00:26:46,480
I mean, they've been getting it
since they were nine years old
394
00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:50,690
in schools in Switzerland, private jets, underwater.
395
00:26:50,690 --> 00:26:52,690
- Under water?
- You better believe it,
396
00:26:52,690 --> 00:26:54,570
in fucking Tahiti or wherever.
397
00:26:54,610 --> 00:26:58,700
Women walk around with special vibrating balls.
his outbursts.
398
00:26:58,700 --> 00:27:01,200
They use midgets for dildos, man.
399
00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:05,700
They urinate on each other
They have orgies with corpses.
400
00:27:05,830 --> 00:27:09,750
There is something
very D.H. Lawrence on John.
401
00:27:09,750 --> 00:27:14,250
Something dark and Aztec
that one could never know.
402
00:27:15,630 --> 00:27:18,300
- And you know what?
- That?
403
00:27:18,300 --> 00:27:22,600
- I sucked on your box until your nose bled.
- Oh!
404
00:27:34,650 --> 00:27:36,320
Open it.
405
00:27:38,660 --> 00:27:40,450
Did you steal this from the divorcee?
406
00:27:40,450 --> 00:27:43,990
It's my crazy money, about five thousand there,
should be enough to get you off the hock.
407
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:45,410
Damn.
408
00:27:45,410 --> 00:27:46,710
What is this all about?
409
00:27:46,710 --> 00:27:48,710
Come on up, I have a proposal I want to make to you.
410
00:27:51,590 --> 00:27:53,840
Okay, let me get this straight.
411
00:27:56,840 --> 00:28:00,300
Shall we go after each other's bosses?
412
00:28:00,300 --> 00:28:04,800
You go for my divorcee, I go for your widow.
413
00:28:05,220 --> 00:28:07,810
And does he who wets his wick win?
414
00:28:07,810 --> 00:28:09,980
With proof of course.
415
00:28:09,980 --> 00:28:13,860
You could say the proof will be in the pudding.
416
00:28:16,820 --> 00:28:19,530
- What if we are both lucky?
- We draw.
417
00:28:19,530 --> 00:28:21,740
The same if no one scores.
418
00:28:30,750 --> 00:28:33,460
Give me $100 so I know you're not lying.
419
00:28:33,460 --> 00:28:35,170
Fair enough.
420
00:28:38,590 --> 00:28:40,470
Do we have a deal?
421
00:28:46,180 --> 00:28:48,810
All good.
422
00:28:48,810 --> 00:28:52,190
You better take a good look at those Ben Franklins,
because soon they will grow little wings
423
00:28:52,190 --> 00:28:54,940
all white and woolly, goodbye, they are going to say.
424
00:28:54,940 --> 00:28:57,610
Goodbye, Frankie.
425
00:28:57,610 --> 00:28:59,150
Hey, wait a minute.
426
00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:04,830
I don't have five grand.
427
00:29:04,830 --> 00:29:07,160
I know.
428
00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:09,410
So what do you want if I lose?
429
00:29:09,410 --> 00:29:13,380
Get to know you better.
430
00:29:13,380 --> 00:29:17,800
Um, how many times?
431
00:29:17,800 --> 00:29:19,590
Only once.
432
00:29:32,350 --> 00:29:35,110
This is definitely some twisted shit.
433
00:30:06,850 --> 00:30:09,520
Frank, what are you doing here?
434
00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:11,020
What do you want?
435
00:30:11,020 --> 00:30:12,980
You know what I want.
436
00:30:15,650 --> 00:30:18,110
- Well, I was just looking for a glass of milk.
- Mm-hm.
437
00:30:20,780 --> 00:30:24,780
You've been fucking with me with your eyes
for two years, right?
438
00:30:24,820 --> 00:30:26,700
Franc.
439
00:30:26,700 --> 00:30:28,370
Franc.
440
00:30:28,370 --> 00:30:30,080
What if someone saw it?
441
00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:32,080
Who, Sidney?
442
00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:35,920
He never saw you
He never knew anything about you.
443
00:30:45,050 --> 00:30:48,220
And chocolate won't fix it, Clare.
444
00:30:53,930 --> 00:30:56,730
You're not going to tell Mo, are you?
445
00:30:56,730 --> 00:31:00,690
Look at you, you're like a girl.
446
00:31:00,690 --> 00:31:05,190
Don't tell Mo, don't tell dad
447
00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:07,740
Don't touch me here.
448
00:31:07,740 --> 00:31:10,330
Don't touch me there.
449
00:31:10,330 --> 00:31:12,450
Don't do this.
450
00:31:12,450 --> 00:31:15,410
Don't do that.
451
00:31:15,410 --> 00:31:18,630
let me take care
of that sweet tooth for you, Clare.
452
00:31:23,210 --> 00:31:25,170
- Oh, Frank.
- Mm-hm.
453
00:31:31,140 --> 00:31:33,100
Claire.
454
00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:54,950
Frank, go that way.
455
00:31:54,950 --> 00:31:57,960
Frank, what's up? What are you doing here?
456
00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:08,420
These wicked gentlemen
They have made a slanderous statement.
457
00:32:10,140 --> 00:32:14,640
- Are you Mrs. Saravian?
- I'm Mrs. Saravian... Mrs. Hepburn-Saravian.
458
00:32:15,270 --> 00:32:16,600
We are divorced.
459
00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:18,480
Come in officers, come in.
460
00:32:20,190 --> 00:32:23,820
We found him urinating in the tank.
of a motorcycle parked next to it.
461
00:32:23,820 --> 00:32:25,690
Did you pee on my Harley?
462
00:32:25,690 --> 00:32:30,190
keep him away from me
he will crush anything that is half spilled.
463
00:32:30,320 --> 00:32:32,120
Oh, don't get your hopes up, Howard.
464
00:32:32,120 --> 00:32:33,620
- Is everything okay, Mrs. Lipkin?
- Yes.
465
00:32:33,620 --> 00:32:36,240
Do you want to be quiet, are you going to wake up Willie?
466
00:32:36,250 --> 00:32:39,210
- Willie, how are you?
- Juan, would you take Dr. Saravian?
467
00:32:39,210 --> 00:32:40,460
to the green room or something?
468
00:32:40,460 --> 00:32:41,710
Oh no.
469
00:32:41,710 --> 00:32:44,840
I'm sorry for bothering you.
Good evening, Mrs. Saravian.
470
00:32:44,840 --> 00:32:48,720
It's Hepburn-Saravian. Good night.
471
00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:51,090
Did I miss the funeral?
472
00:32:51,090 --> 00:32:55,180
Oh I'm sure we could fix
Something improvised, Howard.
473
00:32:55,180 --> 00:32:59,680
Willie. My son, Willie!
474
00:33:00,230 --> 00:33:01,940
Willie!
475
00:33:04,980 --> 00:33:06,940
I didn't mean anything.
476
00:33:06,940 --> 00:33:08,360
Christ.
477
00:33:08,360 --> 00:33:11,490
It's the Santa Anas, I hate myself.
478
00:33:11,490 --> 00:33:14,490
Oh, baby, come on, let me take care of you.
479
00:33:14,490 --> 00:33:18,870
- I don't deserve to be let into this house.
- Someone stop him!
480
00:33:40,140 --> 00:33:41,390
Well, I love him.
481
00:33:41,390 --> 00:33:43,850
I have my own Christo.
482
00:33:43,850 --> 00:33:46,690
So where is the good Dr. Van De Kamp this morning?
483
00:33:46,690 --> 00:33:49,570
Oh, they're talking to him
about a great Hunger Project.
484
00:33:49,570 --> 00:33:54,070
There is a rumor that they could be exposing Mo's clinic
in 20 minutes or whatever.
485
00:33:54,450 --> 00:33:58,490
I like 60 Minutes, I've never seen 20 Minutes,
is it new?
486
00:33:58,490 --> 00:34:02,870
That woman from the magazine he called
She wants to come tomorrow, okay?
487
00:34:02,870 --> 00:34:06,210
Yes, Rosa, thank you.
Tell her we're waiting for her for brunch.
488
00:34:06,210 --> 00:34:09,500
I'm diving back into
the fish tank with revenge
489
00:34:09,510 --> 00:34:12,420
and the audience can watch until their eyes fall out.
490
00:34:12,420 --> 00:34:15,470
If they keep me well fed.
491
00:34:15,470 --> 00:34:17,430
Clare, are you out there?
492
00:34:17,430 --> 00:34:20,680
- Where the hell is everyone?
- We're here, Howard.
493
00:34:20,680 --> 00:34:22,690
What is he doing here?
494
00:34:22,690 --> 00:34:25,850
Half an hour ago, some really shocking vomiting.
495
00:34:25,850 --> 00:34:28,770
- Is that your husband?
- Yes.
496
00:34:28,770 --> 00:34:30,940
- I miss my soaps.
- Hello, everyone.
497
00:34:30,940 --> 00:34:32,820
Christ, I'm sick.
498
00:34:32,820 --> 00:34:37,320
- Clare, do you have suppositories?
- Mm, absolutely, in the refrigerator.
499
00:34:37,370 --> 00:34:39,830
- That's it, come here, come here.
-Peter.
500
00:34:39,830 --> 00:34:43,960
Do you think you can make my sister's life hell?
and come back in like Ozzie and Harriet, huh?
501
00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:45,750
- Down guys, down.
-Peter.
502
00:34:45,750 --> 00:34:49,540
I can dance like Ozzie
Or I can enter as Harriet,
503
00:34:49,550 --> 00:34:54,050
But I can't go in like Ozzie and Harriet,
It's too exhausting.
504
00:34:55,680 --> 00:34:59,050
- Come on, come on!
- Peter, this is my house and you will behave.
505
00:34:59,100 --> 00:35:00,890
Howard, how are you feeling?
506
00:35:00,890 --> 00:35:03,520
- So sad for us.
- Eighteen years old, Lis.
507
00:35:03,520 --> 00:35:06,940
He abandons you after 18 years
for something he meets at a pap smear party
508
00:35:06,940 --> 00:35:08,360
And now he's nostalgic?!
509
00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:10,650
Peter, I can take care of myself.
510
00:35:10,650 --> 00:35:12,820
Now, enter the house.
511
00:35:14,900 --> 00:35:17,320
Peter?
512
00:35:17,320 --> 00:35:20,450
I like to see your brother get angry.
513
00:35:20,450 --> 00:35:24,370
I can always tell what kind of work he is working on.
514
00:35:35,090 --> 00:35:37,590
I love soaps.
515
00:35:37,590 --> 00:35:39,850
It destroyed everything.
516
00:35:39,850 --> 00:35:44,350
I just made the change
from hard lenses to soft lenses.
517
00:35:45,140 --> 00:35:49,640
He's a son of a bitch...
I mean, it's hard on the eyes.
518
00:35:50,860 --> 00:35:55,360
I like things that are pleasing to the eye.
519
00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:57,450
You're quite easy on the eyes.
520
00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:04,620
That's what they called me in Philadelphia, Philadelphia.
521
00:36:04,620 --> 00:36:06,790
Nice and easy.
522
00:36:06,790 --> 00:36:10,580
By my disposition.
523
00:36:10,580 --> 00:36:13,630
- I knew a girl looked like you.
- Actually?
524
00:36:17,420 --> 00:36:20,300
I wrote a poem about her.
525
00:36:20,300 --> 00:36:22,300
Do you want to hear it?
526
00:36:31,310 --> 00:36:34,770
Hey, chocolate mom.
527
00:36:34,780 --> 00:36:39,280
He has a stomach like a Hershey's drum.
528
00:36:40,530 --> 00:36:45,030
She's got an ass like a nasty heart
beating on the other side.
529
00:36:48,460 --> 00:36:52,960
like a dark balloon
of all the places a man could want to go.
530
00:36:57,090 --> 00:36:59,550
Oh, how you talk.
531
00:37:01,390 --> 00:37:05,140
- Did you really see it?
- Yes, at La MaMa, it was wonderful...
532
00:37:07,350 --> 00:37:09,060
- Damn.
- That?
533
00:37:10,810 --> 00:37:14,900
My cap or my crown I...
Shit, I think I bought it.
534
00:37:17,570 --> 00:37:19,530
- It's stuck in my throat.
- Uh oh.
535
00:37:19,530 --> 00:37:22,110
- Would you mind looking?
- Yes, yes.
536
00:37:24,490 --> 00:37:26,830
I don't see anything.
537
00:37:26,830 --> 00:37:28,790
I will open more.
538
00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:33,750
Oh wait, I see something, I'm not sure what it is
It's very low.
539
00:37:33,750 --> 00:37:37,500
- Oh.
- It could be my future.
540
00:37:37,500 --> 00:37:39,260
- Oh!
- Where is mom?
541
00:37:40,840 --> 00:37:42,800
Oh, she's outside with your dad.
542
00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:47,300
Oh boy, I gotta try to find To-Bel, we were
Today I'm going to do some shopping, excuse me.
543
00:37:53,150 --> 00:37:55,480
Have you seen your dad?
544
00:37:55,480 --> 00:37:57,770
I just wish he would go away and leave us alone.
545
00:38:00,860 --> 00:38:03,240
Honey, the door is closed.
546
00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:04,990
- Shit.
- Wait a minute, honey.
547
00:38:04,990 --> 00:38:09,490
Like sands through the hourglass,
These are the days of our lives.
548
00:38:09,790 --> 00:38:13,120
Honey?
549
00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:16,250
- The door is closed.
- Wait a minute, honey.
550
00:38:18,300 --> 00:38:19,550
Here I am.
551
00:38:22,630 --> 00:38:26,260
- What are you doing here?
- Just watching my soap operas.
552
00:38:26,300 --> 00:38:28,930
- You love your soaps, don't you?
- Mm-hm.
553
00:38:28,930 --> 00:38:30,680
Hmm.
554
00:38:33,190 --> 00:38:34,850
That's a weird taste.
555
00:38:34,850 --> 00:38:38,610
Uh, baby, I want to see
Rodeo Drive today, I really do
556
00:38:38,610 --> 00:38:41,480
and I really think we should check into a hotel.
557
00:38:41,490 --> 00:38:45,570
No, no, I, um... I want to be here for my sister.
558
00:38:45,570 --> 00:38:47,120
And I don't want to insult your friend.
559
00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:50,030
Hey, everything's going to be okay, okay?
560
00:38:50,040 --> 00:38:52,290
You know, we'll go shopping, we'll come home.
561
00:38:52,330 --> 00:38:54,580
I don't like parties for the dead.
562
00:38:54,580 --> 00:38:57,460
We'll sneak upstairs, fool around.
563
00:38:57,460 --> 00:39:01,000
How long has it been, four hours?
564
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:04,010
damn winds
having the whole world in the cloth.
565
00:39:04,010 --> 00:39:07,590
Oh, look who's here, Bojangles,
You remember Uncle Peter and Aunt To-Bel.
566
00:39:07,590 --> 00:39:10,310
Dr. Mo, how are things going with Project Hunger?
567
00:39:10,310 --> 00:39:13,890
Well, do you know Ralph Ebersol?
the game show host?
568
00:39:13,890 --> 00:39:17,310
Well, he's a client of my clinic.
and he's the best dog in Hunger.
569
00:39:17,310 --> 00:39:20,860
People don't like to talk about it, you know?
but there's a lot of money in Hunger.
570
00:39:20,860 --> 00:39:23,820
Anyway, they want my experience
but they are playing.
571
00:39:23,820 --> 00:39:26,150
Oh, baby, would you wait for me a minute?
572
00:39:26,150 --> 00:39:29,990
- I want to get an apple.
- Yes baby.
573
00:39:29,990 --> 00:39:31,870
I understand that it has received a lot of bad press.
574
00:39:31,870 --> 00:39:36,330
We've had a series of...i.e.
a handful of deaths in the clinic.
575
00:39:36,330 --> 00:39:38,500
Nasty media coverage.
576
00:39:38,500 --> 00:39:41,880
Look, I don't care who you talk to
when you have a lot of rich and fat people
577
00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:45,840
who are determined to lose weight at any price,
some of them are going to die.
578
00:39:45,840 --> 00:39:47,550
It's just a golden rule.
579
00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:53,890
Ms. Lipkin said there would be
some suppositories here.
580
00:39:53,890 --> 00:39:56,520
Why don't you try to warm up?
good corn on the cob
581
00:39:56,520 --> 00:39:58,810
- and shoving that up your ass.
- To-Bel.
582
00:39:58,810 --> 00:40:03,190
Nobody walks on To-Bel, nobody.
583
00:40:03,190 --> 00:40:04,570
How did you find me?
584
00:40:04,570 --> 00:40:06,570
Isn't that typical?
585
00:40:06,570 --> 00:40:10,160
I married your wife's brother,
Now, what's that really like?
586
00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:12,950
Don't come between me and Lis.
587
00:40:12,950 --> 00:40:16,160
What you and I had was beautiful, but it's over.
588
00:40:16,160 --> 00:40:20,660
A thing is not over until you can
he kicks the corpse and doesn't fart.
589
00:40:20,750 --> 00:40:22,710
I will do everything you say, I will give you money...
590
00:40:22,710 --> 00:40:26,840
For two hours I sat
That damn honky-tonk bar in Honolulu,
591
00:40:26,840 --> 00:40:28,800
waiting for you to come back from your head.
592
00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:30,300
Everyone thought she was a prostitute.
593
00:40:30,300 --> 00:40:34,800
Well, hold on tight, doctor.
because what goes around comes around.
594
00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:41,100
Now get out of my fucking way
I'm going to get myself a Louis Vuitton.
595
00:40:45,480 --> 00:40:48,570
And I want you to run to Felters
and pick me up some new rags
596
00:40:48,570 --> 00:40:50,320
- and rent me a car, will you?
- Yes sir.
597
00:40:50,320 --> 00:40:53,200
- I don't know where I left the last one.
- I'll take care of it.
598
00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:57,580
One more thing,
I want you to talk to Mrs. Saravian, Lis.
599
00:40:57,580 --> 00:40:59,710
- Okay.
- You two are close.
600
00:40:59,710 --> 00:41:02,920
I have to get it back, Frank
I know she needs me.
601
00:41:02,920 --> 00:41:04,460
You can help her see that.
602
00:41:07,130 --> 00:41:09,510
in the joint
Cupid was my middle name, doctor.
603
00:41:09,510 --> 00:41:11,550
Oh really?
604
00:41:11,550 --> 00:41:14,140
You and I are very similar.
605
00:41:15,760 --> 00:41:18,730
We see something we want, we look for it.
606
00:41:18,730 --> 00:41:22,100
- Oh yeah.
- I mean, the shoe could easily be on the other foot.
607
00:41:22,100 --> 00:41:26,530
You could be worth $14 million
and could be looking for peanuts.
608
00:41:26,530 --> 00:41:30,740
We are from different stratagems of society.
609
00:41:30,740 --> 00:41:34,620
You are caviar, I am fast food.
610
00:41:34,620 --> 00:41:37,580
But I want to cross, like Rubén Blades.
611
00:41:37,580 --> 00:41:40,290
- Transversal?
- I'm not looking for a relationship.
612
00:41:40,290 --> 00:41:43,790
That takes time and I know that for you time is money
I respect that.
613
00:41:45,840 --> 00:41:50,340
look at my wallet
You can't buy stocks or bonds from me.
614
00:41:51,550 --> 00:41:56,010
But my hands are Cadillac Coupe deVilles.
615
00:41:56,010 --> 00:41:58,600
My body is a Rolls-Royce Corniche.
616
00:42:05,310 --> 00:42:07,820
Hey, that was a good one, huh?
617
00:42:07,820 --> 00:42:10,650
Should be in the comedy store
huh, Ms. Hepburn-Saravian?
618
00:42:13,780 --> 00:42:15,660
Can I talk to you for a second?
619
00:42:15,660 --> 00:42:18,120
- This is Dr. Saravian.
- Yuck.
620
00:44:06,100 --> 00:44:08,850
You'll be a hit with the girls, Tito.
621
00:44:08,850 --> 00:44:12,610
Wait until you're a little older.
622
00:44:12,650 --> 00:44:16,530
I'm not going to grow old, don't you understand?
623
00:44:16,530 --> 00:44:18,990
It's getting worse.
624
00:44:18,990 --> 00:44:21,570
Last night I had a funny dream.
625
00:44:21,580 --> 00:44:23,490
Stained my underpants.
626
00:44:23,490 --> 00:44:26,620
Oh man, that was a wet dream.
627
00:44:26,620 --> 00:44:30,960
Have you never heard of masturbating?
628
00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:33,960
Well, sure, but it's bad for you, right?
629
00:44:33,960 --> 00:44:37,880
I've been doing it six or seven times a day
for years and look at me.
630
00:44:40,340 --> 00:44:43,930
I don't know, Juan, I'm so confused.
631
00:44:43,930 --> 00:44:47,730
I think I'm in love with Zandra.
632
00:44:50,940 --> 00:44:53,190
I'll tell you what I'm going to do for you, Tito.
633
00:44:53,190 --> 00:44:55,780
I know something about love.
634
00:44:55,780 --> 00:44:59,400
I'm going to lend you some correct video tapes.
635
00:44:59,400 --> 00:45:01,410
Very inspiring.
636
00:45:04,870 --> 00:45:06,120
Franc?
637
00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:08,330
I'm getting dressed, what are you doing here?
638
00:45:10,420 --> 00:45:11,870
They always ask that.
639
00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:13,420
Frank, I'm trying to prepare.
640
00:45:13,420 --> 00:45:17,920
Ugh, Clare, Clare, Clare, the first time I saw you
you were wearing Valentino.
641
00:45:20,180 --> 00:45:23,970
But you looked so hurt.
642
00:45:23,970 --> 00:45:25,680
Frank, you don't have time.
643
00:45:25,720 --> 00:45:27,220
I'm not the boogeyman, Clare.
644
00:45:27,220 --> 00:45:29,940
Come on, it's my husband's wake.
645
00:45:29,940 --> 00:45:32,060
- I have to prepare.
- Of course.
646
00:45:32,060 --> 00:45:33,310
Yeah.
647
00:45:35,360 --> 00:45:37,860
- It has to look good for Sidney.
- Mm-hm.
648
00:45:50,500 --> 00:45:53,330
Come on, Frank.
649
00:45:53,330 --> 00:45:55,960
- Sydney?
-Clare.
650
00:45:55,960 --> 00:45:57,550
Why can't you leave me alone?
651
00:45:57,550 --> 00:45:59,130
I want to have my own life now.
652
00:45:59,130 --> 00:46:00,800
- With whom, the help?
- Oh.
653
00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:03,840
Really, honey, I don't think so
you're setting your sights high enough.
654
00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:07,470
- Bastard!
- Why did I hear that idiot strutting?
655
00:46:07,470 --> 00:46:10,140
Strangle during ejaculation.
656
00:46:10,140 --> 00:46:13,560
Oh well, it sounded fun at the time
and I was bored.
657
00:46:13,560 --> 00:46:17,110
- You're a crazy little ghost.
- I'm not the boogeyman, Clare.
658
00:46:17,110 --> 00:46:19,860
You're not going to intimidate me, you're not going to intimidate me
I won't leave you!
659
00:46:19,860 --> 00:46:22,400
I love the way the light spills into this room.
660
00:46:24,360 --> 00:46:26,450
Jesus, Zandra's not home yet.
661
00:46:26,450 --> 00:46:28,030
Isn't he supposed to be here for the wake?
662
00:46:28,030 --> 00:46:31,290
- Be quiet!
- And that ridiculous playwright,
663
00:46:31,290 --> 00:46:35,710
- Am I supposed to feel threatened?
- Shut up, shut up!
664
00:46:35,710 --> 00:46:39,460
How dare you talk to me like that, you little shit?
665
00:46:39,460 --> 00:46:42,210
Get out of here and leave me alone, ugh!
666
00:46:42,220 --> 00:46:45,550
I've changed, Clare, give it some time!
667
00:46:45,550 --> 00:46:47,720
Give me 21 days in a row.
668
00:46:47,720 --> 00:46:49,890
Son of a bitch!
669
00:46:49,890 --> 00:46:51,520
Eat shit, Casper!
670
00:46:51,520 --> 00:46:53,100
Ah!
671
00:47:02,860 --> 00:47:07,360
♪ A cigarette that has traces of lipstick on it. ♪
672
00:47:08,780 --> 00:47:13,280
♪ A plane ticket to romantic places. ♪
673
00:47:15,170 --> 00:47:19,670
♪ And still my heart has wings. ♪
674
00:47:20,750 --> 00:47:24,470
In fact, I have, it's a three act
called Night Admissions.
675
00:47:24,470 --> 00:47:28,970
He's ornery, sophomoric, mannerless as hell
and, frankly, the best thing I've ever written in my life.
676
00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:32,720
You know I would call the office three or four times a day.
677
00:47:32,720 --> 00:47:36,770
Whenever the phone rings
I still think it's Sidney.
678
00:47:36,770 --> 00:47:40,480
Clare, it was very fast.
He couldn't have felt any pain.
679
00:47:40,480 --> 00:47:44,740
He loved you so much, you were his world,
However, I was so tormented
680
00:47:44,740 --> 00:47:47,490
and now he is happy, he is free.
681
00:47:47,490 --> 00:47:49,280
Very sad.
682
00:47:51,370 --> 00:47:53,450
I want to see him again.
683
00:47:53,450 --> 00:47:57,580
Just once before they take it away.
684
00:47:57,580 --> 00:48:01,340
Is it legal for the body to still be here?
685
00:48:04,420 --> 00:48:06,920
Do you think this means I'm going to die soon?
686
00:48:06,930 --> 00:48:10,850
Willie, you're going to live a long time.
687
00:48:10,890 --> 00:48:14,310
Bojangles always used to go before me
and explore things.
688
00:48:17,020 --> 00:48:19,270
God has us all playing fetch, doesn't he, Clare?
689
00:48:19,270 --> 00:48:20,560
Oh!
690
00:48:23,650 --> 00:48:26,610
You loved him too, right, Rosa?
691
00:48:26,610 --> 00:48:31,110
Bojangles in Quetzalcoatl's arms now.
692
00:48:32,580 --> 00:48:35,160
Barks.
693
00:48:35,160 --> 00:48:38,960
Bojangles vomits diamonds.
694
00:48:38,960 --> 00:48:43,460
Kukulkan makes big, hot, beautiful droppings.
695
00:48:46,630 --> 00:48:50,890
Together, they fight the jaguar,
696
00:48:50,930 --> 00:48:55,430
the monkey and the evil Jesus.
697
00:48:56,770 --> 00:48:59,140
June-Bug, please,
I'm serving fondue.
698
00:48:59,140 --> 00:49:02,440
- These people are going to have a shit attack if it's cold.
- You are a very funny guy.
699
00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:04,860
Look, I said I'd have it, okay?
700
00:49:04,860 --> 00:49:07,690
- Son of a bitch.
- Woo.
701
00:49:07,690 --> 00:49:11,780
You had the divorcee farting in pantyhose
She was laughing so hard.
702
00:49:11,780 --> 00:49:16,280
It's part of my plan, I'm establishing a relationship.
703
00:49:16,330 --> 00:49:18,040
Hey, how are you doing with the widow?
704
00:49:18,040 --> 00:49:21,040
- She's scared of the dog.
- Yeah?
705
00:49:21,040 --> 00:49:23,580
Well maybe if you shit on the carpet
She will get in the mood.
706
00:49:23,590 --> 00:49:26,090
Well, that's funny, Juan, that's funny.
707
00:49:26,090 --> 00:49:30,590
I must say, Peter, it is uneven, uneven,
pretentious, even absurd.
708
00:49:32,300 --> 00:49:35,680
In other words,
You've finally written something that will sell.
709
00:49:35,680 --> 00:49:39,390
Are you trying to be smart or your brain drunk
just yap, yap, yap old party tapes?
710
00:49:39,390 --> 00:49:41,730
Why don't you spit it out, charlatan?
711
00:49:41,730 --> 00:49:43,860
I was trying to pay you a compliment.
712
00:49:43,860 --> 00:49:48,320
I was talking about the castration scene
of your new work, Nocturnal Admissions.
713
00:49:48,320 --> 00:49:50,780
-Who told you about that?
- I read it.
714
00:49:50,780 --> 00:49:52,700
Nobody reads my works before they are ready.
715
00:49:52,700 --> 00:49:54,240
Nobody, nobody!
716
00:49:54,240 --> 00:49:58,410
- Mr. Hepburn, please leave, sir.
- Show some respect, Peter.
717
00:49:58,410 --> 00:50:02,040
- This is a trail, not a preview.
-Howard, stop fucking with him!
718
00:50:02,040 --> 00:50:05,790
Well, wonderful, go ahead and ruin the wake,
Kill yourselves, have fun.
719
00:50:05,790 --> 00:50:07,710
The man has no morals, Clare, I'm sorry.
720
00:50:07,710 --> 00:50:09,760
He's a moral psychopath!
721
00:50:11,800 --> 00:50:13,550
Excuse me.
722
00:50:13,550 --> 00:50:15,470
Yuck!
723
00:50:15,470 --> 00:50:18,510
Rosa, could you serve dessert now, please?
724
00:50:18,520 --> 00:50:20,230
Clare, forgive me.
725
00:50:20,230 --> 00:50:24,270
- Oh, Peter, come and tell me everything about yourself.
- Yuck.
726
00:50:24,270 --> 00:50:28,770
I have been working day and night on this piece
and I think it's wonderful.
727
00:50:29,110 --> 00:50:32,070
Wow, you look beautiful tonight, Mrs. Bel.
728
00:50:32,070 --> 00:50:34,320
Thank you, Dr. Van De Kamp.
729
00:50:34,320 --> 00:50:37,990
You know, I don't think I've had a chance to tell you
how much I admire your husband's work.
730
00:50:38,030 --> 00:50:39,830
Oh, my baby is a genius.
731
00:50:39,830 --> 00:50:41,500
It will make us a lot of money.
732
00:50:41,500 --> 00:50:43,920
Oh no, I don't think so.
733
00:50:43,920 --> 00:50:47,630
Your husband is a genius
but his kind of genius doesn't sell.
734
00:50:47,630 --> 00:50:49,550
Not in this city, anyway.
735
00:50:49,550 --> 00:50:53,420
I respect Peter Hepburn, I respect his vision,
I respect your courage
736
00:50:53,420 --> 00:50:57,640
to continue doing the kind of work you know
It will never bring you much money.
737
00:50:57,640 --> 00:51:02,140
But we live so well.
738
00:51:02,480 --> 00:51:05,480
Spend and meet Shirley MacLaine.
739
00:51:05,480 --> 00:51:09,480
Money is just the last remnants
of a mean inheritance.
740
00:51:09,480 --> 00:51:13,980
His mother was a suspicious woman,
He left them what I call a foundation of distrust.
741
00:51:17,200 --> 00:51:21,120
As for his famous friends, well, let's just say,
playwrights make good pets
742
00:51:21,120 --> 00:51:24,910
and God knows, Peter is almost homeless now.
743
00:51:24,910 --> 00:51:29,410
Tell me, do you think I could introduce myself?
Shirley MacLaine?
744
00:51:29,840 --> 00:51:33,380
Charlie Rader, I know.
745
00:51:33,380 --> 00:51:37,880
They had a big heart, 12 egg omelettes and Krugerrands.
and chills and silk pajamas
746
00:51:40,220 --> 00:51:44,720
and all the damn pure, beautiful,
desperate amazement of...
747
00:51:46,730 --> 00:51:49,860
Shit, I can't remember the rest.
748
00:51:49,860 --> 00:51:53,280
Little Shylock was my first produced play,
It ran six performances.
749
00:51:53,280 --> 00:51:57,780
New York Times said: "Beware, world,
an important poet heads toward Shubert Alley."
750
00:51:58,360 --> 00:51:59,870
How did you find it?
751
00:51:59,870 --> 00:52:01,910
In an anthology.
752
00:52:03,490 --> 00:52:06,000
Beautiful Losers, Volume 3.
753
00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:08,210
Christ, what a reading you gave it.
754
00:52:08,210 --> 00:52:10,250
Bernadette had never sounded so regal.
755
00:52:10,250 --> 00:52:14,670
Could you... would you read a scene?
of my new work?
756
00:52:14,670 --> 00:52:16,090
I'd love to.
757
00:52:16,090 --> 00:52:18,010
Come here, I'll read it with you.
758
00:52:23,010 --> 00:52:25,560
- Please don't.
- Let me continue.
759
00:52:25,560 --> 00:52:27,850
I'll act like a real man for once.
760
00:52:27,850 --> 00:52:30,600
- And nip it in the bud.
- Would you do that for me?
761
00:52:30,610 --> 00:52:32,060
Don't you see?
762
00:52:32,070 --> 00:52:35,030
These are the ones that have separated us.
763
00:52:35,030 --> 00:52:38,450
These little dictators wrapped in cheap leather.
764
00:52:38,450 --> 00:52:40,740
Greedy little monsters in an ugly crumpled bag
765
00:52:40,740 --> 00:52:43,780
that they have held me
from the kingdom of monogamy!
766
00:52:43,790 --> 00:52:46,160
I beg you, put down the knife!
767
00:52:50,630 --> 00:52:53,540
Juan, you know how to play, right?
768
00:52:53,540 --> 00:52:55,250
Sorry, I thought...
769
00:52:55,250 --> 00:52:57,590
Well instead of thinking
Why don't you go down to the kitchen?
770
00:52:57,590 --> 00:53:02,090
and wrap some Brussels sprouts
in bacon or something like that.
771
00:53:02,720 --> 00:53:04,850
Yes, Mrs. Lipkin.
772
00:53:48,350 --> 00:53:50,930
The night is approaching.
773
00:53:50,940 --> 00:53:55,110
My seed I will stab in your gentle-alia.
774
00:53:55,110 --> 00:53:59,610
Don't worry, I'll soon stop being your fiancé.
775
00:54:00,280 --> 00:54:04,780
Promise me you will obey
my always lustful order, my lady.
776
00:54:05,120 --> 00:54:08,700
Oh, Master, I am your wife.
777
00:54:08,700 --> 00:54:12,500
I promise you... oh.
778
00:54:32,100 --> 00:54:33,940
What's wrong, Grimalda?
779
00:54:33,940 --> 00:54:38,400
My lady, what worries you?
on this happy day?
780
00:54:38,400 --> 00:54:42,900
I have withheld pleasures from my master
until he said he would be connubially mine.
781
00:54:45,990 --> 00:54:50,490
And now your passion is inflamed,
However, I am not prepared.
782
00:54:51,700 --> 00:54:54,500
Because I'm a virgin.
783
00:54:54,500 --> 00:54:57,500
- Oh.
- Aunt To-Bel?
784
00:54:57,500 --> 00:55:00,550
Little child, I beg you.
785
00:55:00,550 --> 00:55:03,170
Let me do you good.
786
00:55:11,180 --> 00:55:13,140
Suppositories, Frank, that's what I recommend.
787
00:55:13,140 --> 00:55:15,190
- I use them myself...
- Hello guys.
788
00:55:15,190 --> 00:55:17,100
- Where is mom?
- You're late.
789
00:55:17,100 --> 00:55:18,980
I know.
790
00:55:18,980 --> 00:55:20,440
She is angry.
791
00:55:20,440 --> 00:55:22,440
I couldn't help it, PCH is closed.
792
00:55:22,440 --> 00:55:23,990
Malibu is on fire.
793
00:55:23,990 --> 00:55:25,360
You are beautiful.
794
00:55:32,830 --> 00:55:35,160
Uh-oh.
795
00:55:35,160 --> 00:55:38,250
Oh yes.
796
00:55:38,250 --> 00:55:39,290
Willie?
797
00:55:39,340 --> 00:55:42,500
Oh! Oh! Oh!
798
00:55:42,510 --> 00:55:43,590
Willie?
799
00:55:43,590 --> 00:55:46,010
Ooh, ooh.
800
00:55:46,010 --> 00:55:47,590
Go ahead!
801
00:55:50,430 --> 00:55:51,680
What are you doing?
802
00:55:51,680 --> 00:55:53,520
Watching your mom's Hillary pilot.
803
00:55:53,520 --> 00:55:56,850
Just what Mo sent me to get.
804
00:55:56,850 --> 00:55:58,560
Wait, don't take that, I'm not done.
805
00:55:58,560 --> 00:56:00,310
Now you are.
806
00:56:05,570 --> 00:56:09,160
I know what you were doing.
807
00:56:09,160 --> 00:56:12,410
You're going to let your hair grow on your palms
and go blind.
808
00:56:12,410 --> 00:56:14,450
Steroids will do it anyway.
809
00:56:14,450 --> 00:56:17,410
Willie, you need a girlfriend
before you become a pervert.
810
00:56:17,420 --> 00:56:19,540
You mean Frank?
811
00:56:22,590 --> 00:56:25,800
- Yes, I heard that it envelops you completely in protein.
- Actually?
812
00:56:25,800 --> 00:56:27,880
- Mm-hm.
- What's your name?
813
00:56:27,880 --> 00:56:29,930
Persephone Cohen.
814
00:56:29,930 --> 00:56:32,220
Would you like to know something really amazing?
815
00:56:32,220 --> 00:56:35,100
I have your name tattooed on my butt.
816
00:56:35,100 --> 00:56:37,810
- My full name?
- Mm-hm.
817
00:56:39,730 --> 00:56:41,900
Howard...excuse me.
818
00:56:41,900 --> 00:56:43,360
Howard, we need to talk.
819
00:56:43,400 --> 00:56:45,480
Yeah. Excuse me.
820
00:56:50,070 --> 00:56:51,360
Thank you.
821
00:56:51,410 --> 00:56:52,570
Tell me, that was pretty good.
822
00:56:52,580 --> 00:56:54,080
Your new work?
823
00:56:54,080 --> 00:56:56,160
- I thought it was real.
- Thank you, Juan.
824
00:56:56,160 --> 00:56:57,710
I hope the critics appreciate it as much.
825
00:56:57,710 --> 00:57:02,210
Yeah. But what is it about?
Doesn't it scare the ladies?
826
00:57:03,170 --> 00:57:05,300
Cut them themselves? Shit.
827
00:57:05,300 --> 00:57:06,920
I mean, he's trying to get her into bed, right?
828
00:57:06,920 --> 00:57:09,380
It's all in the writing, Juan, it's poetry.
829
00:57:09,380 --> 00:57:13,880
Damn, when a woman falls on you
Half the time she holds back on what you say.
830
00:57:15,260 --> 00:57:16,850
Frank told you what?
831
00:57:16,850 --> 00:57:18,310
Now, don't be angry.
832
00:57:18,310 --> 00:57:22,810
He said you talked in your sleep
the night the police officer brought you home.
833
00:57:23,020 --> 00:57:26,690
Have you really been helpless?
since you left me
834
00:57:26,690 --> 00:57:27,940
I'll have him fired.
835
00:57:27,940 --> 00:57:29,280
Now I demand that you fire him.
836
00:57:29,280 --> 00:57:31,320
No, Frank was worried.
837
00:57:31,320 --> 00:57:35,620
He is kind and decent and only has
other people's interests at heart.
838
00:57:35,620 --> 00:57:38,200
Now, about this woman you left me for...
839
00:57:38,200 --> 00:57:39,750
Oh, I never touched her.
840
00:57:39,750 --> 00:57:41,620
I mean, I touched her, she touched me
841
00:57:41,620 --> 00:57:45,290
but that was it, nothing happened.
842
00:57:45,290 --> 00:57:47,250
I'm so embarrassed.
843
00:57:47,250 --> 00:57:49,840
I know what I have to do now.
844
00:57:49,840 --> 00:57:51,930
What do you mean?
845
00:57:51,930 --> 00:57:54,600
I will check in
the Mouette Chandalle Suite at Wilshire
846
00:57:54,600 --> 00:57:58,180
with all the surgical material I need
and I'll just delete them.
847
00:57:58,180 --> 00:57:59,270
Delete them?
848
00:57:59,270 --> 00:58:01,060
I heard about a man
who took out his own appendix,
849
00:58:01,060 --> 00:58:03,850
So why not nip them in the bud?
850
00:58:03,850 --> 00:58:06,360
Your eggs?
851
00:58:06,360 --> 00:58:07,780
My balls!
852
00:58:07,780 --> 00:58:10,280
I don't have balls, Lis.
853
00:58:10,280 --> 00:58:14,780
All I have is a set of fat
little dictators sewn in cheap leather.
854
00:58:15,450 --> 00:58:17,950
Howard, I'm really worried about you.
855
00:58:17,950 --> 00:58:22,450
A couple of greedy monsters
hanging in the purse of a smarmy woman,
856
00:58:24,830 --> 00:58:27,960
the kind you shop at Q Mart.
857
00:58:27,960 --> 00:58:32,460
Monogamy was my kingdom
and they have banished me.
858
00:58:35,550 --> 00:58:38,720
Oh poor baby.
859
00:58:38,720 --> 00:58:41,640
Would you really do that for me?
860
00:58:41,640 --> 00:58:43,190
Give us another chance, Lis.
861
00:58:43,190 --> 00:58:46,310
Don't let him die, not without a fight.
862
00:58:52,650 --> 00:58:55,490
Well.
863
00:58:55,490 --> 00:58:57,030
Come to me.
864
00:58:57,030 --> 00:58:59,490
Tonight, after midnight.
865
00:59:04,960 --> 00:59:09,040
Attenzione, attenzione, ladies and gentlemen,
We have a special gift for you tonight.
866
00:59:09,050 --> 00:59:13,550
By popular demand and in honor
of the imminent revival of his series,
867
00:59:14,090 --> 00:59:15,800
we are presenting tonight,
just for a visit,
868
00:59:15,800 --> 00:59:19,470
Hillary's original pilot.
869
00:59:21,100 --> 00:59:23,180
Bravo!
870
00:59:23,180 --> 00:59:25,230
- Do you have the tape?
-UH Huh.
871
00:59:25,230 --> 00:59:28,480
- Mo, do we have to do it?
- You have to give people what they want, honey.
872
00:59:28,480 --> 00:59:30,070
That's show business, mom.
873
00:59:31,440 --> 00:59:33,990
Mo, you are evil.
874
00:59:33,990 --> 00:59:35,700
Lights!
875
00:59:35,700 --> 00:59:39,870
She is a wonderful comedian.
and terribly underrated.
876
00:59:39,870 --> 00:59:42,580
- I love you.
-Howard, shh.
877
00:59:48,460 --> 00:59:50,920
Dear? Excuse me.
878
00:59:53,840 --> 00:59:56,510
The night is approaching.
879
00:59:56,510 --> 01:00:01,010
My seed I will stab in your gentle-alia.
880
01:00:01,560 --> 01:00:03,560
This doesn't seem episodic.
881
01:00:03,600 --> 01:00:05,640
What is this, Mo?
882
01:00:05,640 --> 01:00:07,940
I think I saw this once on Eighth Avenue.
883
01:00:07,940 --> 01:00:09,860
I am your wife.
884
01:00:09,860 --> 01:00:13,480
I promise you everything.
885
01:00:18,450 --> 01:00:19,530
Shit.
886
01:00:21,330 --> 01:00:22,620
Oh!
887
01:00:24,500 --> 01:00:26,370
Oh! What happened?
888
01:00:26,370 --> 01:00:27,710
Turn it back on!
889
01:00:27,710 --> 01:00:29,120
Juan, go and do something about it.
890
01:00:29,130 --> 01:00:31,090
- Yes.
-Light some candles.
891
01:00:31,090 --> 01:00:32,380
What we need is a little more...
892
01:00:43,350 --> 01:00:46,270
Aunt To-Bel.
893
01:00:46,270 --> 01:00:49,020
I thought maybe you wouldn't love anyone
to see this.
894
01:00:50,810 --> 01:00:54,610
I thought you were very good, my lady.
895
01:00:54,610 --> 01:00:59,110
You're the only man I can remember
that he didn't want anything from me.
896
01:00:59,490 --> 01:01:02,070
I would like to give you something.
897
01:01:02,070 --> 01:01:06,570
Can you meet your Aunt To-Bel?
at the pool house around midnight?
898
01:01:07,290 --> 01:01:09,960
- Of course.
- Okay.
899
01:01:16,420 --> 01:01:18,630
Oh.
900
01:01:18,630 --> 01:01:20,010
It's me.
901
01:01:20,010 --> 01:01:21,760
Juan, why don't you fix the lights?
902
01:01:21,760 --> 01:01:23,640
Mrs. Saravian?
903
01:01:23,680 --> 01:01:25,100
Life is a bullfight.
904
01:01:25,100 --> 01:01:28,600
Yes, and right now it's a very dark bullfight.
905
01:01:28,600 --> 01:01:30,230
So why don't you go back to the house and...?
906
01:01:30,230 --> 01:01:34,730
I offer you the balls of
the big sad bull, my balls.
907
01:01:37,230 --> 01:01:39,820
- You what?
- My dictations have leather,
908
01:01:39,820 --> 01:01:42,660
but this leather is cheap.
909
01:01:42,660 --> 01:01:45,450
- Juan, stop.
- Without your love, Mrs. Hepburn-Saravian,
910
01:01:45,450 --> 01:01:48,080
I'm just a sordid woman's purse.
911
01:01:48,080 --> 01:01:52,080
My monsters have greed in their, uh, kingdom.
912
01:01:52,080 --> 01:01:54,830
His kingdom of...
913
01:01:54,840 --> 01:01:57,960
- Monogamy.
- Monotony, yes.
914
01:01:57,960 --> 01:02:02,460
Juan, that's very sweet,
but you leave those dictates hanging
915
01:02:02,510 --> 01:02:04,930
in that bag where they belong.
916
01:02:04,930 --> 01:02:09,430
Now go get a tray
of pigs in a blanket and circular.
917
01:02:11,560 --> 01:02:13,350
Well.
918
01:02:29,790 --> 01:02:32,540
Lisa? Where have you been?
919
01:02:32,540 --> 01:02:34,290
I was looking for you.
920
01:02:34,290 --> 01:02:36,210
Peter just showed me his new work.
921
01:02:36,210 --> 01:02:37,380
Oh, have you read it?
922
01:02:37,380 --> 01:02:41,010
No, but it looks like I've been to some trailers.
923
01:02:41,010 --> 01:02:42,670
He is a magician.
924
01:02:42,680 --> 01:02:44,890
Strange night.
925
01:02:52,940 --> 01:02:55,350
You know Howard is a fraud, right?
926
01:02:57,150 --> 01:03:00,280
He never talked about you, isn't that funny?
927
01:03:00,280 --> 01:03:01,900
It was you.
928
01:03:03,360 --> 01:03:07,860
Sometimes I woke up
and he would just be looking at me.
929
01:03:08,330 --> 01:03:11,410
He used to call me his "dark star."
930
01:03:11,410 --> 01:03:13,040
I like that.
931
01:03:13,040 --> 01:03:16,750
Of course I knew it was full of shit
and that's why we clicked.
932
01:03:16,750 --> 01:03:19,840
And it was just a coincidence
that you married my brother Peter?
933
01:03:19,840 --> 01:03:23,010
Just a strange little act of God.
934
01:03:23,010 --> 01:03:25,430
How do you know I won't tell him everything?
935
01:03:25,430 --> 01:03:27,590
It will only hurt him.
936
01:03:27,590 --> 01:03:32,090
I worry about your brother
and he loves me, rain or shine.
937
01:03:34,020 --> 01:03:36,310
Why are you telling me this?
938
01:03:38,980 --> 01:03:41,730
Will I be honest?
939
01:03:41,730 --> 01:03:43,490
Please.
940
01:03:43,490 --> 01:03:45,950
Just the mood I was in.
941
01:04:01,590 --> 01:04:02,670
I love you, Clare.
942
01:04:02,670 --> 01:04:05,220
Clare, don't you love me?
943
01:04:05,220 --> 01:04:07,430
- Well, I...
- I knew it, I knew it.
944
01:04:07,430 --> 01:04:09,550
To-Bel and I were never right for each other.
945
01:04:09,550 --> 01:04:11,300
He has no ambition, he has no experience in life.
946
01:04:11,310 --> 01:04:13,720
With To-Bel, what you see is what you get.
947
01:04:13,720 --> 01:04:15,310
Clare, look at me, look at me!
948
01:04:15,310 --> 01:04:18,350
I know it's shortly after Sydney and all that
but life is to live.
949
01:04:18,350 --> 01:04:20,020
Help me, help me fight for us!
950
01:04:20,020 --> 01:04:21,400
Life is for living.
951
01:04:21,400 --> 01:04:23,900
We know better, right?
952
01:04:23,900 --> 01:04:26,360
Yes, for the living!
953
01:04:26,360 --> 01:04:27,820
I will make you so happy.
954
01:04:27,860 --> 01:04:30,490
I will write you a wonderful work
and you are a great actress!
955
01:04:30,490 --> 01:04:31,740
Do you hear that?
956
01:04:31,740 --> 01:04:33,910
He loves the way I act
love everything about me.
957
01:04:33,910 --> 01:04:35,330
Of course it does,
and I will shout it to the world,
958
01:04:35,330 --> 01:04:36,660
because he loves you!
959
01:04:36,660 --> 01:04:38,960
I won't let you go, Clare, we're still involved.
960
01:04:38,960 --> 01:04:42,130
Shit, it's my time now
and I intend to prove it to you.
961
01:04:42,130 --> 01:04:44,050
-Peter?
- Yeah?
962
01:04:44,050 --> 01:04:46,720
I need you to stay with me tonight.
963
01:04:46,720 --> 01:04:48,720
Tonight, oh, Clare.
964
01:04:48,720 --> 01:04:51,260
I need to show you my love.
965
01:04:51,260 --> 01:04:53,430
- Tonight then.
- Yes.
966
01:05:07,610 --> 01:05:09,030
Yes?
967
01:05:11,490 --> 01:05:14,530
Mrs. Saravian,
She asks you to come.
968
01:05:14,540 --> 01:05:16,330
Hey, I don't work for that bitch.
969
01:05:16,330 --> 01:05:18,870
She needs a changed toilet paper roll
she can get Frank to do it.
970
01:05:18,910 --> 01:05:21,170
Go, Juan.
971
01:05:21,170 --> 01:05:24,960
Fight against the jaguar, Tezcatlipoca.
972
01:05:24,960 --> 01:05:29,460
Make him vomit like (unintelligible).
973
01:05:29,800 --> 01:05:34,300
Morning star, evening star.
974
01:05:35,680 --> 01:05:38,600
(unintelligible)
975
01:05:38,600 --> 01:05:42,100
Walks with the dog.
976
01:05:48,190 --> 01:05:51,110
Come in, Juan.
977
01:05:53,410 --> 01:05:57,870
Have you heard of Illinger's?
978
01:05:57,870 --> 01:05:58,910
It's a delicatessen, right?
979
01:05:58,950 --> 01:06:00,910
There in Studio City?
980
01:06:05,090 --> 01:06:08,670
Wow, a little drunker than I thought.
981
01:06:08,670 --> 01:06:11,090
Could you help me with this?
982
01:06:19,140 --> 01:06:22,640
So, have you cut them yet?
983
01:06:25,690 --> 01:06:27,900
No, ma'am.
984
01:06:27,900 --> 01:06:29,940
Close the door.
985
01:06:34,570 --> 01:06:39,070
You remind me of an orderly
that I knew at Illinger's, the asylum.
986
01:06:40,290 --> 01:06:42,910
It almost got me right.
987
01:06:42,920 --> 01:06:45,830
And not by the usual methods.
988
01:06:49,630 --> 01:06:51,550
What's up, John?
989
01:06:54,970 --> 01:06:58,470
A couple of answered prayers
never hurt anyone.
990
01:07:01,310 --> 01:07:03,940
Please.
991
01:07:03,940 --> 01:07:06,980
I loved you, but...
992
01:07:07,020 --> 01:07:08,770
not like that.
993
01:07:08,770 --> 01:07:10,730
Not like what?
994
01:07:12,740 --> 01:07:16,320
My grandmother told me that there was
only two types of people in this country:
995
01:07:16,320 --> 01:07:18,990
People who can't feel
996
01:07:19,030 --> 01:07:21,410
and people who feel too much.
997
01:07:21,410 --> 01:07:24,000
Okay, which one am I?
998
01:07:24,040 --> 01:07:25,370
You?
999
01:07:30,090 --> 01:07:34,590
You are like the warm wind you speak of
1000
01:07:34,630 --> 01:07:38,720
blue mountains, chevrolets,
1001
01:07:38,720 --> 01:07:43,220
a wind full of a thousand smells
I've never smelled it before.
1002
01:07:43,350 --> 01:07:46,480
Is this my brother Peter talking?
1003
01:07:46,480 --> 01:07:50,980
Or is this something you saw?
on public television?
1004
01:07:51,190 --> 01:07:54,150
No, wait, don't go!
1005
01:07:54,150 --> 01:07:56,780
It's you, it really is you.
1006
01:07:56,780 --> 01:07:58,820
I'm sorry.
1007
01:07:58,820 --> 01:08:03,320
Well, do you want your paws covered in honey?
1008
01:08:03,790 --> 01:08:06,370
Furry and sad bear.
1009
01:08:08,130 --> 01:08:09,710
Would you do it?
1010
01:08:29,520 --> 01:08:32,860
It happens to everyone, Willie.
1011
01:08:32,860 --> 01:08:37,360
- I feel terrible.
- Shit, that's not always the measure of a man.
1012
01:08:37,490 --> 01:08:41,160
What you faced
You're more of a man than most I've been around.
1013
01:08:41,160 --> 01:08:43,580
- Actually?
- Of course.
1014
01:08:43,580 --> 01:08:46,870
Many kids get nervous the first time.
1015
01:08:46,870 --> 01:08:51,370
And, if it's any consolation,
1016
01:08:51,590 --> 01:08:54,710
you are much better equipped
than your daddy.
1017
01:08:56,340 --> 01:08:59,380
Now, why don't you go ahead and get some sleep?
1018
01:08:59,380 --> 01:09:01,390
To-Bel?
1019
01:09:01,390 --> 01:09:03,600
You are the best aunt a child can have.
1020
01:09:24,950 --> 01:09:26,740
Clare?
1021
01:09:43,390 --> 01:09:45,510
Oh, Lisa.
1022
01:09:47,430 --> 01:09:49,600
It's just you, Lis.
1023
01:09:49,600 --> 01:09:51,730
Only you always.
1024
01:09:51,730 --> 01:09:56,230
Yes, honey, but I feel so stupid.
1025
01:09:56,780 --> 01:09:59,440
Juan and I arrived a little late
1026
01:09:59,440 --> 01:10:02,030
So would you mind waiting outside?
1027
01:10:02,030 --> 01:10:04,740
Or if you want you can enter
and read a book.
1028
01:12:53,200 --> 01:12:55,700
You're up early this morning.
1029
01:12:55,700 --> 01:12:56,830
Yeah.
1030
01:12:56,830 --> 01:12:59,540
Tossed and turned all night.
1031
01:12:59,540 --> 01:13:01,330
Mm-hm.
1032
01:13:10,340 --> 01:13:11,840
What is this?
1033
01:13:14,890 --> 01:13:16,180
Hey?
1034
01:13:18,310 --> 01:13:20,190
You screwed up, didn't you?
1035
01:13:20,190 --> 01:13:21,900
Fucking who?
1036
01:13:25,650 --> 01:13:27,740
Rosa told me she was asking about you.
1037
01:13:27,740 --> 01:13:29,700
He couldn't take the cap off his Valium.
1038
01:13:29,700 --> 01:13:31,990
Hey, are you listening to Rosa, man?
1039
01:13:31,990 --> 01:13:33,450
She has a loose dustpan.
1040
01:13:33,450 --> 01:13:35,790
So you didn't do Ms. Hepburn-Saravian.
1041
01:13:35,790 --> 01:13:37,240
Hell no.
1042
01:13:37,250 --> 01:13:39,080
Did you play the widow?
1043
01:13:43,000 --> 01:13:44,840
I'm working on it.
1044
01:13:48,800 --> 01:13:51,300
Now, which one is Mrs. Lipkin?
1045
01:13:51,300 --> 01:13:53,760
She is at the head of the table
with Hillary's wig.
1046
01:13:53,760 --> 01:13:54,850
Clare?
1047
01:13:54,850 --> 01:13:57,180
-Kelly Margoland.
- Oh, Kelly!
1048
01:13:57,180 --> 01:13:59,140
Just in time for brunch.
1049
01:13:59,140 --> 01:14:00,810
Pink!
1050
01:14:00,810 --> 01:14:02,650
Hello.
1051
01:14:02,650 --> 01:14:04,650
Rosa, can you bring another mimosa?
1052
01:14:04,650 --> 01:14:06,400
Come and sit next to me.
1053
01:14:06,440 --> 01:14:09,490
I was starting to think
You were just a voice on the phone.
1054
01:14:09,490 --> 01:14:12,160
Everyone, this is Kelly.
1055
01:14:12,160 --> 01:14:14,200
She has done something with me
for Lifestyle magazine.
1056
01:14:14,200 --> 01:14:16,530
- Oh, I love the lifestyle.
- Oh God!
1057
01:14:16,530 --> 01:14:18,200
Tell me about the article.
1058
01:14:18,200 --> 01:14:20,250
Is it going to be What happened to Hillary?
1059
01:14:20,250 --> 01:14:22,710
- Mm-hm!
- What are all these black specks everywhere?
1060
01:14:22,710 --> 01:14:24,330
They are ashes from the fire.
1061
01:14:24,330 --> 01:14:26,340
Oh, my friend Mimi's house burned down.
1062
01:14:26,340 --> 01:14:28,630
But they have two others in Malibu, so...
1063
01:14:28,630 --> 01:14:31,670
There are supposedly 17 separate fires.
1064
01:14:31,680 --> 01:14:34,430
- Seventeen?
- Spread over two or three counties!
1065
01:14:34,470 --> 01:14:36,350
The winds fan it.
1066
01:14:36,350 --> 01:14:38,180
No wonder I couldn't sleep.
1067
01:14:38,180 --> 01:14:40,350
The winds breed depression.
1068
01:14:40,350 --> 01:14:43,020
I recommend junk food
until you're ready to throw up,
1069
01:14:43,020 --> 01:14:46,150
then an invigorating salt water enema.
1070
01:14:46,150 --> 01:14:48,940
Ehecatl, the windstorm of shame,
1071
01:14:48,940 --> 01:14:53,440
the wild palms hit the huehuetl
drum of annihilation.
1072
01:14:54,110 --> 01:14:56,160
Rosa, could you find us something?
1073
01:14:56,160 --> 01:14:58,870
Can we stop talking?
about the fucking wind?
1074
01:14:58,870 --> 01:14:59,990
Howard.
1075
01:15:00,000 --> 01:15:03,580
Christ, this fake table talk is enough
turn anyone into an arsonist.
1076
01:15:03,580 --> 01:15:04,830
Howard, what happens now?
1077
01:15:04,830 --> 01:15:08,550
Last night I tried to sleep with my ex-wife.
1078
01:15:08,550 --> 01:15:09,710
Howard, don't do this.
1079
01:15:09,710 --> 01:15:11,090
There are children and press here.
1080
01:15:11,090 --> 01:15:12,590
I'm not children anymore.
1081
01:15:12,590 --> 01:15:15,130
Willie, I went to see your mother last night.
1082
01:15:15,140 --> 01:15:17,470
Kelly, you've been working
for lifestyle for a long time?
1083
01:15:17,510 --> 01:15:19,470
- Yes.
- And she wouldn't accept me,
1084
01:15:19,510 --> 01:15:22,060
and I'm grateful, because I'm not worth it.
1085
01:15:22,060 --> 01:15:26,310
I have been a terrible husband
and forgive me worse father
1086
01:15:26,310 --> 01:15:29,360
and I'm just tired of all the lies.
1087
01:15:29,360 --> 01:15:31,900
After brunch, I'll pack my things and leave.
1088
01:15:31,900 --> 01:15:33,690
Dad, that's what you always do.
1089
01:15:33,700 --> 01:15:35,320
Clare, maybe I'd better come back next week.
1090
01:15:35,320 --> 01:15:37,820
- No.
- Well, if it's not Saint Howard,
1091
01:15:37,820 --> 01:15:39,830
the martyr and the self-centered asshole.
1092
01:15:39,830 --> 01:15:41,660
- I deserve it.
- Peter, cheer up.
1093
01:15:41,660 --> 01:15:42,950
Go, pack your things.
1094
01:15:42,950 --> 01:15:44,870
Your friend Sidney is having
a swing party in hell.
1095
01:15:44,870 --> 01:15:46,210
Bring your own rope!
1096
01:15:46,210 --> 01:15:50,710
Sidney Lipkin was my friend
pretentious and ass licking.
1097
01:15:51,090 --> 01:15:55,590
You're like a sad slag trail left behind
God knows what kind of parasite eats shit.
1098
01:15:56,890 --> 01:16:00,220
Um, Clare, maybe I'd better come back.
maybe when a photographer is free?
1099
01:16:00,220 --> 01:16:01,470
- No.
- Tell her!
1100
01:16:01,470 --> 01:16:04,430
Tell your wife you're in love with Clare!
1101
01:16:04,430 --> 01:16:07,230
- Bastard.
- Do you want to pass that to me again?
1102
01:16:07,230 --> 01:16:09,520
To-Bel, you're joking.
1103
01:16:09,560 --> 01:16:11,980
Howard, are you...
Did you get high on something or what?
1104
01:16:11,980 --> 01:16:14,030
Go ahead, Eugene O'Neill, tell him.
1105
01:16:14,030 --> 01:16:16,650
It is the moral thing to do.
1106
01:16:16,650 --> 01:16:20,450
To...To-Bel, oh, God, it's true.
1107
01:16:20,450 --> 01:16:22,240
-UH Huh.
-Peter!
1108
01:16:22,240 --> 01:16:24,790
So you're in love with the repetition here.
1109
01:16:24,790 --> 01:16:26,460
Well, that's not a bitch.
1110
01:16:26,460 --> 01:16:29,170
The ocelot must kill every day to live.
1111
01:16:29,170 --> 01:16:30,750
That?
1112
01:16:30,750 --> 01:16:35,250
It's not true, I mean, I'm not in love with Peter.
1113
01:16:36,050 --> 01:16:38,430
Well maybe.
1114
01:16:38,430 --> 01:16:41,300
Well, let me tell you something, clearer husband.
1115
01:16:41,300 --> 01:16:43,260
Aunt To-Bel, tell him about the movie.
1116
01:16:43,260 --> 01:16:44,720
Watch your mouth, darling.
1117
01:16:44,720 --> 01:16:46,810
A few months ago, your friend Howard here
1118
01:16:46,810 --> 01:16:50,900
did some exploring
from certain dark parts of my continent.
1119
01:16:50,900 --> 01:16:52,020
I don't know what you're talking about.
1120
01:16:52,020 --> 01:16:53,650
I had never met this woman in my life!
1121
01:16:53,650 --> 01:16:55,230
Damn you didn't do it.
1122
01:16:55,240 --> 01:16:58,660
Dr. Doolittle here was so profound
in unexplored areas
1123
01:16:58,660 --> 01:17:02,700
for your weak game writing ass
that I thought it was Lewis and Clark.
1124
01:17:02,700 --> 01:17:04,660
- You're lying.
- Oh, am I now?
1125
01:17:04,660 --> 01:17:07,000
Well let me give you
something else to think about.
1126
01:17:07,000 --> 01:17:11,500
Yesterday I fucked the servant
in doggy style in broad daylight.
1127
01:17:13,710 --> 01:17:16,170
Cheap black whore.
1128
01:17:16,170 --> 01:17:19,010
Clare is a real woman
and she also likes to wash,
1129
01:17:19,010 --> 01:17:21,220
- with soap, everywhere!
- Your mom!
1130
01:17:21,220 --> 01:17:24,390
- Mother, you didn't do it.
- Of course not, darling.
1131
01:17:24,390 --> 01:17:28,180
Kelly, let Rosa fix you
a delicious Mayan pancake.
1132
01:17:28,180 --> 01:17:29,600
You... have you screwed Juan?
1133
01:17:29,600 --> 01:17:32,480
The other one, what's his name?
1134
01:17:32,480 --> 01:17:33,810
Franc.
1135
01:17:33,820 --> 01:17:38,070
It was so degrading
I felt like a fabulous farm animal.
1136
01:17:38,070 --> 01:17:40,450
- Oh, forgive me.
- That's a lie.
1137
01:17:40,450 --> 01:17:44,160
Frank wouldn't touch you
and I would never treat a woman like that.
1138
01:17:44,160 --> 01:17:46,040
Zandra, what's wrong with you?
1139
01:17:46,040 --> 01:17:48,410
Come here and sit next to your Aunt Lis.
1140
01:17:48,410 --> 01:17:50,750
And you! Hypocritical!
1141
01:17:50,750 --> 01:17:54,420
I know you kept what's left
of your brains scattered with Juan last night.
1142
01:17:54,420 --> 01:17:55,630
How dare you!
1143
01:17:55,630 --> 01:17:57,840
-Who told you that?
- Oh, go ahead, deny it.
1144
01:17:57,840 --> 01:18:00,630
- I saw Juan on the stairs!
- Zandra, that's enough.
1145
01:18:00,680 --> 01:18:02,470
I was with Mrs. Saravian.
1146
01:18:02,470 --> 01:18:06,140
She wouldn't let me touch her
But I was with her all night, wasn't I, Lis?
1147
01:18:06,140 --> 01:18:08,810
No! I mean...
1148
01:18:08,810 --> 01:18:12,310
Aunt To-Bel told me, compared to my dad,
They hung me like a rhino!
1149
01:18:12,310 --> 01:18:14,980
A rhinoceros?
1150
01:18:14,980 --> 01:18:17,150
Try to escape from Cozcacuauhtli.
1151
01:18:17,150 --> 01:18:21,650
wild vulture
It will blow you up by the tits.
1152
01:18:21,780 --> 01:18:23,320
Oh God!
1153
01:18:23,320 --> 01:18:24,450
Kelly, we'll talk!
1154
01:18:24,450 --> 01:18:27,620
Next week is open for me!
1155
01:18:27,620 --> 01:18:30,410
There goes my chance to come back!
1156
01:18:30,410 --> 01:18:33,170
Thank you all very much!
1157
01:18:33,170 --> 01:18:34,960
Shit.
1158
01:18:47,100 --> 01:18:48,560
Oh!
1159
01:18:50,640 --> 01:18:52,190
Clare, I'm sorry.
1160
01:18:52,190 --> 01:18:55,690
I didn't want to start anything!
1161
01:18:55,690 --> 01:18:59,440
Howard, that's not it.
1162
01:18:59,440 --> 01:19:03,940
I'm just confused.
1163
01:19:04,200 --> 01:19:06,820
For Peter?
1164
01:19:06,820 --> 01:19:09,330
Peter, Sidney.
1165
01:19:09,330 --> 01:19:11,660
Christ.
1166
01:19:11,660 --> 01:19:15,710
You know, I've always had someone in my life.
1167
01:19:15,710 --> 01:19:17,880
Always, like a drug!
1168
01:19:17,880 --> 01:19:21,170
I was thinking the same thing the other day.
1169
01:19:21,170 --> 01:19:23,260
Women, always women.
1170
01:19:23,260 --> 01:19:26,140
I'm so tired of this dance.
1171
01:19:26,140 --> 01:19:28,430
There is a beauty in being alone
Isn't that right, Howard?
1172
01:19:28,430 --> 01:19:32,560
- Hmm?
- Oh, Clare, I've loved you since day one.
1173
01:19:32,560 --> 01:19:34,060
Oh Howard.
1174
01:19:34,060 --> 01:19:36,440
Sidney didn't know what he had.
1175
01:19:36,440 --> 01:19:37,980
Oh!
1176
01:19:37,980 --> 01:19:41,480
I want to be inside you, now.
1177
01:19:41,480 --> 01:19:43,280
You're crazy?
1178
01:19:50,330 --> 01:19:53,080
Dr. Saravian?
1179
01:19:53,080 --> 01:19:57,580
Is there anything else you like?
transmit to Ms. Saravian?
1180
01:19:57,630 --> 01:19:59,460
No, Frank.
1181
01:19:59,460 --> 01:20:02,420
Just mind your business.
1182
01:20:02,420 --> 01:20:04,920
And be careful.
1183
01:20:04,920 --> 01:20:07,680
You don't want to get burned.
1184
01:20:53,390 --> 01:20:55,640
Are you singing about me, Clare?
1185
01:21:03,520 --> 01:21:06,740
Well, it could have been another time.
1186
01:21:06,740 --> 01:21:08,650
The weekend is coming to an end.
1187
01:21:08,650 --> 01:21:10,660
Frank, they always do.
1188
01:21:10,660 --> 01:21:12,820
Hmm.
1189
01:21:12,870 --> 01:21:14,660
It should have happened by now.
1190
01:21:14,660 --> 01:21:19,160
What am I to you, a science project?
1191
01:21:19,250 --> 01:21:22,250
Look, I was in love with you, that's all.
1192
01:21:22,250 --> 01:21:25,090
You're not hurt, are you?
1193
01:21:25,090 --> 01:21:26,710
Could you be hurt?
1194
01:21:30,680 --> 01:21:32,930
I'm leaving, Clare.
1195
01:21:32,930 --> 01:21:35,430
- Leave.
- When?
1196
01:21:35,430 --> 01:21:38,600
Can you be in my room?
around four o'clock?
1197
01:21:41,060 --> 01:21:42,810
I want to say goodbye.
1198
01:21:53,620 --> 01:21:55,950
Hello, honey, are you mad at me?
1199
01:21:58,080 --> 01:22:02,120
Come on, now, talk to me, honey.
1200
01:22:02,130 --> 01:22:04,840
Oh god, that's hot.
1201
01:22:04,840 --> 01:22:06,840
Is that a (unintelligible)?
1202
01:22:06,840 --> 01:22:08,710
Oh!
1203
01:22:10,430 --> 01:22:12,640
Ah!
1204
01:22:12,640 --> 01:22:14,260
You humiliated me.
1205
01:22:14,260 --> 01:22:17,770
Here I am in prime time
and you fuck the repetition.
1206
01:22:19,810 --> 01:22:22,310
Tell me I look sexy, shit.
1207
01:22:22,310 --> 01:22:25,690
I hope you need a transfusion,
Get you some of that Hollywood bad blood,
1208
01:22:25,690 --> 01:22:27,900
Serve your sorry ass well.
1209
01:22:31,450 --> 01:22:32,740
Oh.
1210
01:22:32,740 --> 01:22:34,700
Oh! Oh!
1211
01:22:37,700 --> 01:22:41,080
Oh, God, To-Bel, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
1212
01:22:41,080 --> 01:22:42,750
Oh!
1213
01:22:44,670 --> 01:22:49,170
Son of a bitch, son of a bitch!
1214
01:22:49,340 --> 01:22:52,760
Very good, Dr. Saravian,
Where did you hide the candy?
1215
01:22:54,470 --> 01:22:56,220
Mm-hm.
1216
01:23:02,730 --> 01:23:03,940
Hmm.
1217
01:23:06,690 --> 01:23:07,860
Mm-hm.
1218
01:23:10,190 --> 01:23:11,490
Bingo.
1219
01:23:17,660 --> 01:23:19,030
Sweet dreams, Clare.
1220
01:23:20,290 --> 01:23:22,960
Guest house, boy, 4:30.
1221
01:23:22,960 --> 01:23:24,330
What happens at 4:30?
1222
01:23:24,330 --> 01:23:25,580
The widow is happening.
1223
01:23:25,580 --> 01:23:27,540
She is very happening.
1224
01:23:27,540 --> 01:23:30,550
So be there or be a faggot.
1225
01:23:30,550 --> 01:23:34,090
Oh, bleed on me, great warrior!
1226
01:23:34,090 --> 01:23:36,590
- Bleed on me!
- Take me.
1227
01:23:36,590 --> 01:23:39,560
Ride your sad little private pony
straight to hell.
1228
01:23:39,560 --> 01:23:42,980
Oh! Oh! Oh!
1229
01:23:43,020 --> 01:23:45,810
Zandra, what's wrong? What is it?
1230
01:23:45,810 --> 01:23:48,440
Mo, my life is so stupid.
1231
01:23:48,440 --> 01:23:50,360
What do I have to show? Nothing!
1232
01:23:50,360 --> 01:23:52,990
You are still very young
You've barely turned 17!
1233
01:23:53,030 --> 01:23:55,570
Oh, Mo, I'm a coward!
1234
01:23:55,570 --> 01:23:59,280
My idea of taking a risk
I'm losing my birth control pills
1235
01:23:59,280 --> 01:24:03,780
or shopping at Saks without a sale!
1236
01:24:03,790 --> 01:24:06,670
I want to live, but I don't know how!
1237
01:24:06,670 --> 01:24:08,380
I hate myself!
1238
01:24:09,960 --> 01:24:11,710
Do you want another drink, Clare?
1239
01:24:11,710 --> 01:24:14,920
Oh, no, I've had enough, Frank.
1240
01:24:14,920 --> 01:24:18,260
- Then you leave us.
- Two years.
1241
01:24:18,260 --> 01:24:20,850
I have that two-year itch.
1242
01:24:20,850 --> 01:24:24,930
Zandra, come with me to Africa.
1243
01:24:24,930 --> 01:24:29,270
- That?
- I said come, as my assistant at Project Hunger.
1244
01:24:29,270 --> 01:24:30,360
What are you saying?
1245
01:24:30,360 --> 01:24:32,190
we would have to ask
Your mother's permission, of course.
1246
01:24:32,190 --> 01:24:34,110
Oh she would say yes, I know she would!
1247
01:24:34,110 --> 01:24:38,610
There will be illness, heat, swollen bellies,
1248
01:24:39,280 --> 01:24:43,780
Withered souls and a handful of people like us.
1249
01:24:44,290 --> 01:24:48,790
We will return older, sadder and wiser
1250
01:24:49,380 --> 01:24:53,880
but we will have the joy of knowing
that we have selflessly sacrificed.
1251
01:24:54,800 --> 01:24:58,760
No one could take that away from us, ever.
1252
01:24:58,760 --> 01:25:00,390
Thanks, Mo.
1253
01:25:02,510 --> 01:25:05,350
I already feel myself changing.
1254
01:25:07,060 --> 01:25:11,560
Now I know that my whole life has been
in preparation for this trip.
1255
01:25:17,070 --> 01:25:20,950
Oh, and Zandra, probably
I have to share a small tent
1256
01:25:20,950 --> 01:25:23,450
for the first six months or so.
1257
01:25:23,450 --> 01:25:25,580
I know you won't mind.
1258
01:25:31,920 --> 01:25:33,960
Come on, now, just once.
1259
01:25:33,960 --> 01:25:35,960
Just once, Clare.
1260
01:25:38,170 --> 01:25:40,840
You only love me because you know
you can't have me
1261
01:25:40,840 --> 01:25:43,510
I thought you loved me
because I don't care about you.
1262
01:25:43,510 --> 01:25:45,510
That's why you stayed with Sidney.
1263
01:25:45,510 --> 01:25:47,020
It's the truth, isn't it?
1264
01:25:47,020 --> 01:25:48,770
You owe me.
1265
01:25:50,440 --> 01:25:53,230
I don't owe you anything, Frank.
1266
01:25:55,570 --> 01:25:58,570
There's a line, see?
1267
01:25:58,570 --> 01:26:03,070
And you step on it, dangerously close.
1268
01:26:03,120 --> 01:26:07,620
Now, what did you want to give me?
1269
01:26:13,420 --> 01:26:16,380
The line, the damn line.
1270
01:26:18,260 --> 01:26:21,130
I've been crossing that damn line my whole life.
1271
01:26:21,130 --> 01:26:24,590
I am always amazed
when there is nothing on the other side.
1272
01:26:24,600 --> 01:26:26,930
I like you, Clare.
1273
01:26:26,930 --> 01:26:28,640
I love you.
1274
01:26:32,480 --> 01:26:36,360
I always wanted to see what
I would feel like saying that to someone,
1275
01:26:36,360 --> 01:26:38,360
cross that line.
1276
01:26:45,950 --> 01:26:49,500
I knew you loved me
what this guy had broken.
1277
01:26:49,500 --> 01:26:52,040
You can't get it from a rich guy.
1278
01:26:52,040 --> 01:26:54,370
That? I love you?
1279
01:26:54,380 --> 01:26:56,710
How can you ask me that?
1280
01:27:18,860 --> 01:27:21,440
I'm sorry, Clare.
1281
01:27:21,440 --> 01:27:23,950
I really wish I had loved you.
1282
01:27:32,460 --> 01:27:35,080
You were right about those rich ladies.
1283
01:27:35,080 --> 01:27:36,830
You should have stayed for the show!
1284
01:27:36,830 --> 01:27:39,630
I had other things to do, man.
1285
01:27:39,630 --> 01:27:43,050
I have never felt so exploited in my life.
1286
01:27:43,050 --> 01:27:46,720
It's been something she wanted me to do.
1287
01:27:46,720 --> 01:27:48,760
- Which brings me back to...
- Wait, Frank.
1288
01:27:48,760 --> 01:27:51,680
You're not going to stand me up, are you, Juan?
1289
01:27:51,680 --> 01:27:52,890
There's a reason, man.
1290
01:27:52,890 --> 01:27:56,150
For welshing? I don't believe it.
1291
01:27:56,150 --> 01:27:57,350
We had an agreement.
1292
01:27:57,350 --> 01:27:59,650
I slept with her, man, last night.
1293
01:27:59,650 --> 01:28:01,690
The divorced one?
1294
01:28:01,690 --> 01:28:04,360
I made love to her in her bedroom.
1295
01:28:04,360 --> 01:28:06,570
Do I have to tell you right?
1296
01:28:06,570 --> 01:28:08,530
She wanted me.
1297
01:28:08,530 --> 01:28:10,780
She cares about me.
1298
01:28:10,790 --> 01:28:13,410
She needs someone in the world for her.
1299
01:28:13,410 --> 01:28:17,290
Maybe...maybe I love her.
1300
01:28:24,220 --> 01:28:26,090
What's so funny, man?
1301
01:28:27,430 --> 01:28:28,550
We did it!
1302
01:28:28,550 --> 01:28:30,850
We did it, don't you see?
1303
01:28:30,850 --> 01:28:33,270
Our side won.
1304
01:28:33,270 --> 01:28:35,180
I wish we had never made the stupid bet.
1305
01:28:35,180 --> 01:28:39,350
Yeah, well, your dick could give you an argument.
1306
01:28:39,360 --> 01:28:41,730
So you're in love with her, huh?
1307
01:28:41,730 --> 01:28:44,740
Wait till old Van De Kamp hears about this.
1308
01:28:44,740 --> 01:28:46,030
What are you talking about?
1309
01:28:46,030 --> 01:28:48,160
I made a side bet with the dietician.
1310
01:28:48,160 --> 01:28:49,950
A side bet?
1311
01:28:49,950 --> 01:28:52,580
I had to cover my butt in case of a tie.
1312
01:28:52,580 --> 01:28:55,620
Son of a bitch, what if he goes back to Lisabeth?
1313
01:28:55,620 --> 01:28:57,620
She'll think it's a riot!
1314
01:28:57,620 --> 01:28:59,920
What is she going to do? Get feelings for it?
1315
01:28:59,920 --> 01:29:01,250
Hey?
1316
01:29:01,250 --> 01:29:03,630
Let me clue you in on something.
1317
01:29:03,630 --> 01:29:08,130
For these rich bitches,
Life is just a comedy situation.
1318
01:29:08,300 --> 01:29:09,840
Frank, I lied.
1319
01:29:09,840 --> 01:29:11,140
That?
1320
01:29:14,390 --> 01:29:17,020
I lied, okay? I was cheating on you.
1321
01:29:17,020 --> 01:29:18,100
You're shitting me.
1322
01:29:18,100 --> 01:29:20,100
Hey, I never came close.
1323
01:29:20,100 --> 01:29:21,940
Ms. Hepburn-Saravian is an elegant lady.
1324
01:29:21,940 --> 01:29:24,230
I was way over my head.
1325
01:29:24,230 --> 01:29:27,320
I don't want to talk about that, okay?
1326
01:29:27,320 --> 01:29:31,820
As for the agreement...
1327
01:29:32,780 --> 01:29:35,040
See you at midnight.
1328
01:29:40,420 --> 01:29:43,090
Tito?
1329
01:29:43,090 --> 01:29:47,460
- Tito, I need those tapes.
- Shh.
1330
01:29:47,460 --> 01:29:49,340
He sleeps.
1331
01:29:49,340 --> 01:29:53,840
You need to sleep the dream of no dream.
1332
01:29:54,220 --> 01:29:57,640
- Pink.
- I'm here.
1333
01:29:59,350 --> 01:30:02,270
It is very windy in the pyramid.
1334
01:30:05,440 --> 01:30:08,070
- Hello, Juan.
- Hello, Tito.
1335
01:30:08,070 --> 01:30:09,690
Do you have a fever?
1336
01:30:09,700 --> 01:30:10,950
Because?
1337
01:30:10,950 --> 01:30:12,660
You are talking funny.
1338
01:30:12,660 --> 01:30:17,160
You know, Juan, for a Chicano
Sometimes you act like a super idiot.
1339
01:30:24,840 --> 01:30:27,880
Juan, don't be a crocodile.
1340
01:30:27,880 --> 01:30:30,170
- Rosa, I don't have time.
- Cipactli.
1341
01:30:30,170 --> 01:30:34,180
You relax in the sun, you don't create anything.
1342
01:30:34,180 --> 01:30:36,890
The lady, wait.
1343
01:30:36,890 --> 01:30:38,970
She doesn't know why.
1344
01:30:38,970 --> 01:30:43,470
Make your heart a sword, not a spoon.
1345
01:30:43,480 --> 01:30:46,610
Do you understand?
1346
01:30:46,610 --> 01:30:49,230
Rosa, I think you should consider disability.
1347
01:30:49,230 --> 01:30:51,440
You're exhausted as a housekeeper.
1348
01:30:58,870 --> 01:31:00,450
Forward.
1349
01:31:02,920 --> 01:31:05,040
John, what is it?
1350
01:31:06,500 --> 01:31:09,420
I wanted to see you, that's all.
1351
01:31:09,420 --> 01:31:12,300
Well, here I am.
1352
01:31:12,300 --> 01:31:14,840
See Lis package.
1353
01:31:14,840 --> 01:31:17,970
See Lis run. See Lis hide.
1354
01:31:17,970 --> 01:31:20,640
And right now Lis is really tired
so just say what you have to say...
1355
01:31:20,640 --> 01:31:23,140
Don't treat me like a child.
1356
01:31:23,140 --> 01:31:25,020
I don't know what you're talking about.
1357
01:31:25,020 --> 01:31:29,520
- And I'm sure Mrs. Lipkin doesn't...
- Don't treat me like a servant either.
1358
01:31:29,690 --> 01:31:32,400
John, please.
1359
01:31:32,400 --> 01:31:35,410
Last night we made love well.
1360
01:31:35,410 --> 01:31:38,080
Don't you feel anything?
1361
01:31:38,080 --> 01:31:42,580
Or is your life one big sitcom?
1362
01:31:43,960 --> 01:31:46,460
Let's say it didn't happen.
1363
01:31:46,500 --> 01:31:50,460
- It will be better for both of us.
- No way.
1364
01:31:50,500 --> 01:31:55,000
I thought I was too macho to feel
The way you make me feel, but that's bullshit.
1365
01:31:56,470 --> 01:31:58,550
I love you, Lisa.
1366
01:31:58,550 --> 01:32:01,390
It doesn't make any sense.
1367
01:32:01,390 --> 01:32:04,430
I have for you what no one had to give.
1368
01:32:04,440 --> 01:32:08,940
- It's impossible.
- Lis, I have desire, I have honor, I have heart.
1369
01:32:09,270 --> 01:32:13,650
I look into your eyes and
You don't want to be in the cage anymore.
1370
01:32:13,650 --> 01:32:16,860
Juan, I don't know what love is.
1371
01:32:16,860 --> 01:32:19,740
But maybe I can find out?
1372
01:32:19,740 --> 01:32:22,160
Maybe you can save me?
1373
01:32:28,000 --> 01:32:30,340
But, Juan, I have to warn you,
1374
01:32:30,340 --> 01:32:34,300
I want us to do things, go places
To live a life you can't afford.
1375
01:32:34,300 --> 01:32:38,800
I have everything to share
but you are going to pay with what people think,
1376
01:32:38,930 --> 01:32:42,680
the way they look at you,
looks that say "she bought it."
1377
01:32:42,680 --> 01:32:44,680
I am a man.
1378
01:32:44,680 --> 01:32:49,180
A look, a whisper,
How can these things change a man?
1379
01:32:49,810 --> 01:32:52,940
I don't care about anything
but being with you, Lis.
1380
01:32:52,940 --> 01:32:56,990
- Forever.
- No, no, don't say forever.
1381
01:32:56,990 --> 01:32:59,110
We will go one day to...
1382
01:33:09,670 --> 01:33:11,130
Good evening, Lisa.
1383
01:33:18,470 --> 01:33:20,090
Tomorrow we will leave.
1384
01:33:20,090 --> 01:33:22,300
We will open all the cages.
1385
01:33:52,330 --> 01:33:53,840
What's so funny?
1386
01:33:55,380 --> 01:33:59,010
Yes I know, you're not laughing at me
You're laughing with me, right?
1387
01:34:02,510 --> 01:34:05,680
Can I take off your shirt?
1388
01:34:05,680 --> 01:34:07,970
Yes, go ahead.
1389
01:34:11,350 --> 01:34:12,690
Here we go.
1390
01:34:12,690 --> 01:34:13,810
What a trip.
1391
01:34:13,810 --> 01:34:15,860
I always wanted a valet.
1392
01:34:20,150 --> 01:34:21,910
Hey what are you doing?
1393
01:34:21,910 --> 01:34:24,320
Take off your socks.
1394
01:34:24,320 --> 01:34:26,160
I thought you were going to knock them out.
1395
01:34:26,160 --> 01:34:27,410
Nice feet.
1396
01:34:29,750 --> 01:34:31,210
Good toes.
1397
01:34:32,960 --> 01:34:35,170
LIE DOWN.
1398
01:34:35,170 --> 01:34:37,090
In your stomach.
1399
01:34:45,800 --> 01:34:47,810
No music, no tequila?
1400
01:34:47,810 --> 01:34:50,730
You're not going to get a damn second date
that's for sure.
1401
01:34:55,270 --> 01:34:57,440
I'm going to give you a massage.
1402
01:34:57,440 --> 01:35:00,030
Oh, you're going to let me go, huh?
1403
01:35:00,030 --> 01:35:03,280
This isn't fun for me if it's not fun for you, Juan.
1404
01:35:05,320 --> 01:35:07,620
You're a thoughtful guy, Frank.
1405
01:35:21,760 --> 01:35:23,130
Good hands.
1406
01:35:25,220 --> 01:35:27,220
This part isn't so bad.
1407
01:35:48,080 --> 01:35:50,790
Hey, you live long enough
1408
01:35:50,790 --> 01:35:53,500
You are forced to do strange things.
1409
01:37:15,200 --> 01:37:19,700
I'm sorry, Peter, but the simple truth is
I have a prior commitment.
1410
01:37:21,170 --> 01:37:22,790
I see.
1411
01:37:22,790 --> 01:37:25,960
Well, goodbye and thank you
for a wonderful weekend.
1412
01:37:25,960 --> 01:37:27,470
What about To-Bel?
1413
01:37:27,470 --> 01:37:31,390
I guess she needed all the time
He was a good gynecologist.
1414
01:37:34,010 --> 01:37:35,970
Good luck with Hillary.
1415
01:37:35,970 --> 01:37:38,140
Good luck with the overnight admissions.
1416
01:37:38,140 --> 01:37:40,600
Call me if you need help with scripts.
1417
01:37:40,600 --> 01:37:44,020
My lifelong ambition has been to sell myself to television.
1418
01:37:48,820 --> 01:37:51,610
Oh shit.
1419
01:37:51,620 --> 01:37:53,330
Are you going somewhere, Pancho?
1420
01:37:53,330 --> 01:37:54,990
Who, me?
1421
01:37:54,990 --> 01:37:59,490
Now, Clare is leaving too.
but I want you there anyway, with Rosa.
1422
01:38:00,250 --> 01:38:02,920
- It's okay, right?
- I love you, mom.
1423
01:38:02,920 --> 01:38:04,500
Goodbye baby.
1424
01:38:08,920 --> 01:38:10,220
Hey, John.
1425
01:38:12,590 --> 01:38:15,050
Where's my five grand, baby?
1426
01:38:19,230 --> 01:38:22,310
Hey man!
1427
01:38:22,310 --> 01:38:24,770
You are rude and impolite.
1428
01:38:24,770 --> 01:38:28,740
Now get out of here before I leave
your petty leather dictates.
1429
01:38:36,240 --> 01:38:37,540
Thanks man.
1430
01:38:37,540 --> 01:38:39,040
Forget it.
1431
01:38:39,040 --> 01:38:41,080
I do good for my friends.
1432
01:38:41,080 --> 01:38:42,540
Ff lend?
1433
01:38:42,540 --> 01:38:45,380
Ff lend.
1434
01:38:45,380 --> 01:38:47,380
- See you later, friend.
- All good.
1435
01:38:47,380 --> 01:38:50,260
Hey, don't do anything I wouldn't do.
1436
01:38:50,260 --> 01:38:51,840
That doesn't leave much.
1437
01:38:51,840 --> 01:38:53,930
Write to me from Antigua!
1438
01:38:56,600 --> 01:38:58,720
Remember, they like it underwater!
1439
01:39:00,890 --> 01:39:03,480
Juan, where were you last night?
1440
01:39:03,480 --> 01:39:04,560
I missed you!
1441
01:39:04,560 --> 01:39:08,690
Well, you're never going to believe this.
1442
01:39:12,360 --> 01:39:14,110
- Sydney.
- Do you want to have dinner with me tonight?
1443
01:39:14,110 --> 01:39:15,740
I really want to meet you again.
1444
01:39:15,740 --> 01:39:18,200
- Sidney, I'm leaving.
- Well, I travel light!
1445
01:39:18,200 --> 01:39:21,450
- When are we leaving?
- I'm going alone!
1446
01:39:21,460 --> 01:39:23,540
And I don't want to see you anymore.
1447
01:39:23,540 --> 01:39:27,290
- But I just heard you tell the...
- Yes, prior commitment.
1448
01:39:27,290 --> 01:39:31,790
Her name is Clare, and she's going to do
a great new friend, Sidney.
1449
01:39:34,050 --> 01:39:35,630
Bye bye.
1450
01:39:44,730 --> 01:39:47,190
And good luck on your own journey.
1451
01:39:50,820 --> 01:39:52,740
(unintelligible).
1452
01:40:06,880 --> 01:40:10,630
Ah, you love me, don't you, Bojangles?
1453
01:40:10,630 --> 01:40:14,840
Oh, Sidney, you're so full of shit.